Articles tagged with: Christian Bale
Schwarzengger In Terminator Salvation? Nobody Knows, Or Cares
It had it all - a furious star, a nonsense story, an oddly-named director - but now Terminator Salvation has more. That's right - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sort of. Even though it opens next month, Arnold Schwarzenegger still doesn't know if he'll be in Terminator Salvation or not. He might be, but only if producers insert footage from the first Terminator into the new film. Which is rubbish. We want Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation in real life, perhaps as a demonstration of the time Skynet got drunk and made a murderous robot that looked like a fat old man for a laugh.
It had it all - a furious star, a nonsense story, an oddly-named director - but now Terminator Salvation has more. That's right - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sort of. Even though it opens next month, Arnold Schwarzenegger still doesn't know if he'll be in Terminator Salvation or not. He might be, but only if producers insert footage from the first Terminator into the new film. Which is rubbish. We want Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation in real life, perhaps as a demonstration of the time Skynet got drunk and made a murderous robot that looked like a fat old man for a laugh.
Watch The New Terminator Salvation Trailer
Hey kids, here’s the new Terminator Salvation trailer - and, though we hate ourselves for saying this, it looks pretty good. But we warned, the trailer does give away some pretty important Terminator Salvation plot details - like the bit where Christian Bale realises that the only way to beat the invincible machine army it to loudly berate it for trashing ...
Hey kids, here’s the new Terminator Salvation trailer - and, though we hate ourselves for saying this, it looks pretty good. But we warned, the trailer does give away some pretty important Terminator Salvation plot details - like the bit where Christian Bale realises that the only way to beat the invincible machine army it to loudly berate it for trashing ...
Christian Bale Now Regrets Acting Like A Psychotically Explosive Twit
The pressures of being a celebrity are enormous—we understand that. Take Christian Bale for instance.
How can any thespian be expected to respond in a reasonable way when faced with the choking, all-consuming pressure that comes from having to play characters that either dress up as bats or battle evil futuristic robots?
WEBTHUMP! Monday 9 February 2009
10 - Ah, The Onion, your'e funny because you're true... 9 - Christian Bale: the Stephen Colbert response - Comedycentral 8 - Guitar Hero players: you will never, ever be as good as this 14-year-old boy - NYT 7 - Futurama voice actors at work - YouTube 6 ...
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 5 February 2009
10 - One word: heh... 9 - Here's the man Christian Bale went mental on. Now we can sort of understand why - Kodak 8 - Get a tan from your computer - YouTube 7 - Headline: Man Caught With Pigeons In His Trousers - Metro 6 - Here's ...
Christian Bale Rant: Stars Continue To Spoil Our Fun
Christian Bale's Terminator rant is easily the best thing to happen to the world in about five years - fact. But what's also fact is it's not universally loved. The sad truth is that some saps can't take pleasure from a recording of a prick being a prick to a prick. And, inevitably, most of those people are famous. So far, Whoopi Goldberg and Terry Crews have stood up for Christian Bale, building hopes that there'll soon be an all-star charity concert to raise awareness of the rights of unbearably dickish actors with indeterminate accents so. Fingers crossed it's called AH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-Aid.
Christian Bale's Terminator rant is easily the best thing to happen to the world in about five years - fact. But what's also fact is it's not universally loved. The sad truth is that some saps can't take pleasure from a recording of a prick being a prick to a prick. And, inevitably, most of those people are famous. So far, Whoopi Goldberg and Terry Crews have stood up for Christian Bale, building hopes that there'll soon be an all-star charity concert to raise awareness of the rights of unbearably dickish actors with indeterminate accents so. Fingers crossed it's called AH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-Aid.
Christian Bale’s Furious Rant ‘No Big Deal’, Says Cowering AD
The thing about Christian Bale is that he's a nice guy. HE'S A NICE GUY! NO! NO! DO NOT SHUT ME UP! NO! But you probably didn't realise that. And that's all thanks to yesterday's glorious tape of Christian Bale unloading both barrels of his sweary idiot-gun at a director of photography on the Terminator Salvation set. But, according to a Terminator Salvation assistant director, Christian Bale's tantrum was a "non-event". Rumours that he said this while whimpering on his knees while Christian Bale held a knife to his throat and cackled like a maniac are unconfirmed, but probably true.
The thing about Christian Bale is that he's a nice guy. HE'S A NICE GUY! NO! NO! DO NOT SHUT ME UP! NO! But you probably didn't realise that. And that's all thanks to yesterday's glorious tape of Christian Bale unloading both barrels of his sweary idiot-gun at a director of photography on the Terminator Salvation set. But, according to a Terminator Salvation assistant director, Christian Bale's tantrum was a "non-event". Rumours that he said this while whimpering on his knees while Christian Bale held a knife to his throat and cackled like a maniac are unconfirmed, but probably true.
Christian Bale’s Terminator Rant Is Easily The Best Thing Ever
Somewhere, right at this moment, we can absolutely guarantee that Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh of relief. Seriously, Alec should send Christian Bale a cookie basket. Because Christian Bale has made sure that Alec Baldwin's insane 'ignorant little pig' rant at his daughter has been relegated to only second most brilliant recorded tantrum in history. A recording of Christian Bale screaming at a Terminator Salvation DP has hit the internet and, if you do one thing today, you must hear it. It's not just Christian Bale's fury, you see - it's the fact that he rants in about 13 different accents.
Somewhere, right at this moment, we can absolutely guarantee that Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh of relief. Seriously, Alec should send Christian Bale a cookie basket. Because Christian Bale has made sure that Alec Baldwin's insane 'ignorant little pig' rant at his daughter has been relegated to only second most brilliant recorded tantrum in history. A recording of Christian Bale screaming at a Terminator Salvation DP has hit the internet and, if you do one thing today, you must hear it. It's not just Christian Bale's fury, you see - it's the fact that he rants in about 13 different accents.
