It’s OK, you can all relax – Snooki from Jersey Shore is fine. Well, not fine, obviously, but she’s not dead.
Thank God. We don’t know about you, but we were close to pulling out our Dead Snooki Contingency Plan, which involved looking up who Snooki is on Wikipedia then sort of just shrugging and getting on with our lives. But we don’t need to do that any more.
Because, yes, a glass atrium in a New York building may have collapsed during a party that Snooki was attending, but Snooki is fine. Well, not fine, obviously – she’s still a ghastly, shrieking, two-dimensional nitwit who you’d probably start wishing illness on within about three or four seconds of meeting her – but she’s not dead. As we think we’ve already mentioned.
