I wish I could have put an eye roll emoji at the end of that title, but alas, our technology has not yet advanced that far. As you may or may not know, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are super good friends with Chris Martin and his pretentious af ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. It sounds weird, I know.
Both couples have consistently tongued the others’ asshole via the media with constant praise, and Jay-Z decided to take it a step further this week by comparing Chris Martin to William Shakespeare. Yeah…ok.