One of the shortest marriages we’ve ever heard of happened when our Uncle Tom married an entire litter of golden retrievers.
Ends up the puppies were far too young to competently make a decision like that, and a judge ruled the ceremony invalid. With that, the puppies eagerly returned to their bachelorhood, and Uncle Tom got store credit from his internet priest.
Another short marriage we’ve heard of was Uncle Tom and an iguana he called Kippie. That one didn’t even make it through the cake cutting. As family lore has it – Tom was still rebounding from Patches, Bowser, Benji, Taffy & Mr. Cuddles.
Another marriage that’s very much in contention for the shortest ever title is Chris Kattan‘s. He strolled down the aisle just 8 weeks ago and already he and his wife are going their sexy, yet separate ways.
