You have to like the sound of your own voice if you work in radio. It’s the nature of the job isn’t it? However, some DJs like the sound of their own voices so much that you can convince yourself that they don’t play a single record during a broadcast, preferring instead, to endlessly dribble on about themselves into the mic, later to pass it off with a mixture of faux self deprecation and gakky self confidence.

Of course, we’re talking about the gruesome twosome that is Chris Evans and Chris Moyles. The pair locked egos recently after Moyles decided to have a whine about not being paid on time.

And hilariously, since then, both DJs have lost a shedful of listeners!

Chris Moyles is a figure that seems to be wholly loathed by absolutely everyone on Earth… unless of course, you count his millions of listeners who think he’s really funny. When he’s not using homophobic insults and staring into his own navel, he’s complaining about not being paid on time.

Yep, he kicked up a stink because he hadn’t got his pay leaving everyone at home thinking, “but surely you’ve got enough in the bank to keep you going ’til it gets sorted? It’s not like you’re on ?5 p/h now is it?”

Thanks to his little HR outburst, which he deemed interesting enough for us all to want to listen to, BBC Radio colleague Chris Evans (another gobshite) has stuck the boot in and suggested that Moyles ought to quit.