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Chris Crocker

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi.

Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth be known as the ‘Decade Where People Broke Down Or Cried A Bit On Telly’. So far, we’ve had the usually stone-faced political spin doctor Alistair Campbell wobble on Andrew Marr’s BBC show and news that Gordon Brown gets emotional during his soon-to-be-televised interview with Piers Morgan. Though surely just hearing that the PM had to meet PM would have been enough to cause hysterical weeping on a grand scale.

Kicking off the ‘Teens’ – sorry, 2010’s – Cry-O-Vision trend was of course the King of Hearts himself, Peter Andre. To celebrate the upcoming ten years of televisual tears, let’s take a look back at that and some other celebrities secreting liquid from their lacrimal glands in response to emotional stress. Why? Because THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT…!

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Chris Crocker Leave Britney Alone singleSome people often take things too seriously. Pete Doherty fans often cry into their pork pie hats when we write things about their hero, and we also get lots of poorly-written abusive messages back, usually along the lines of “omg how kan u say that about Pete” and “you are all like totally jealous of him like.” How we sleep at night is a mystery to us. 

Last year however, one person took offence to people bad-mouthing Britney Spears. This person was Chris Crocker, who amused the world one morning with his unmoving speech on how horrible we are to Britney Spears. His fifteen minutes of fame seemed to extend longer then anyone hoped. And whilst we’d thought that he’d finally fucked off, we haven’t heard the last off the whiney twat.

Now we have the leave Britney alone single. Filling your ears with glue and snorting chillies is more pleasurable.

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Some people often take things too seriously. Pete Doherty fans often cry into their pork pie hats when we write things about their hero, and we also get lots of poorly-written abusive messages back, usually along the lines of “omg how kan u say that about Pete” and “you are all like totally jealous of him like.” How we sleep at night is a mystery to us. Last year however, one person took offence to people bad-mouthing Britney Spears. This person was Chris Crocker, who amused the world one morning with his unmoving speech on how horrible we are to Britney Spears. His fifteen minutes of fame seemed to extend longer then anyone hoped. And whilst we’d thought that he’d finally fucked off, we haven’t heard the last off the whiney twat. Now we have the leave Britney alone single. Filling your ears with glue and snorting chillies is more pleasurable.