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Chris Brown Didn’t Hit Rihanna, He Mishapped Her

Once you hit a partner, you’re tarred with the domestic violence brush forever more. Some say that’s a little rough, others think “tough cheese – shoulda thought about that in the first place, thug.” And one such person is Chris Brown who famously beat the crap out of Rihanna, who we all love (he should’ve [...]

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Chris Brown’s Naked Penis Pictures Appear Online

by Matthew Laidlow

As humans evolve through the ages, it doesn’t seem that we’ve grown in intelligence. Instead, the overwhelming growth in technology had meant that IQ points can be taken away. These days, you can control your entire life by downloading a couple of apps and do activities such as video editing, flying a toy helicopter and [...]

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Rihanna’s Father Feels Really Sorry For Chris Brown, Which Is Hilariously Patronising

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna’s father has said that he feels sorry for his daughter’s ex-fella, Chris Brown. Why? Well apart from not being nearly as successful as Rihanna and making the kind of music that even Usher would turn his nose up at, Papa Ri pities Brown because of his impressive fall from grace. As well you know, [...]

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Chris Brown Doesn’t Hit Women Anymore, But He Does Like A Nice Homophobic Rant

by Mof Gimmers

Fans of Chris Brown, of which there are many (all of whom seem to be completely insane judging by the comments they leave on hecklerspray), all spat feathers after we had the audacity to present Rihanna’s greater popularity as fact. Which it is. Of course, Chris Brown had to complete a course to discover that [...]

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Chris Brown Has Officially Learned That Hitting Rihanna Isn’t Very Nice

by Mof Gimmers

Hunkface dreamboat and fist flinging R&B simpleton Chris Brown is a proud man this week. Has he gone and got a diamond grill? Has one of his records got a good review in Rolling Stone magazine? Did he save a kitten from a burning house? No. He has finally discovered that hitting Rihanna in the [...]

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VIDEO: Chris Brown Transforms Into A Sobbing Bellend

by Stuart Heritage

Before he became The New Ike Turner, people used to say that Chris Brown was The New Michael Jackson.

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WEBTHUMP! 9 June 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – If any of you have got exams coming up soon, we dare you to do something like this during them – YouTube 9 – This is fabulous – all 80 of this year’s Big Brother housemates, described so well that we probably won’t bother doing it ourselves – WatchWithMothers 8 – Sorry to [...]

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