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Rihanna Gets With Someone Called ‘Love God’ For Obvious Reasons

by Mof Gimmers

After going out with Chris ‘Fists’ Brown, Rihanna has been looking out for someone to dominate her in the bedroom, but in a nice way. Not a Chris Brown way. She said she liked to be treated like a lady, but sometimes, she wants to err on the side of slap, rather than tickle. And [...]

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Rihanna Talks About Her Sex Life, Which Is Now Getting Quite Boring For Everyone

by Mof Gimmers

People talking about sex is rather dull isn’t it. There’s a widespread absence of imagination and titillation because we’ve all got access to it, constantly streaming from our computers. We don’t have to think anymore. It’s just… always there. And like those people who kid themselves that being into alt.smut is somehow better than trad.filth, [...]

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Justin Bieber To Take A Month Off Which Is Great News For Humankind

by Mof Gimmers

Infant prancer, Justin Bieber, is to take a month off work, meaning that, by the time August is up, he will have taken half of his life off as a holiday, which is quite astonishing and welcome news to anyone who is in possession of at least one crude hearing receptacle on their head. In [...]

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Rihanna Tries To Kill Everyone In Dallas As Stage Sets On Fire

by Mof Gimmers

Is everyone in Dallas a massive racist? They like the confederate flag over there, so they must be! Did they have lynchings as well? We’ve no idea. We don’t really like America. It’s a silly country with large portions and impossible dental work. We’re talking about the foibles of Dallas because we’re trying to work [...]

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Monstrous Justin Bieber Flirts With Nicki Minaj Which Will Thrill Selena Gomez No End

by Mof Gimmers

Nicki Minaj is an attractive woman. She’s like a cartoon with a great rack. Sadly, her music isn’t nearly as brilliantly odd as her image. We wanted a female Outkast and got the rap Cyndi Lauper. Shame. Anyway, we’re pretty sure that Nicki Minaj is bisexual, meaning that she’s lucky enough to take her pick [...]

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Justin Bieber Is Angry At Everyone & Everything

by Joanna Bolouri

Here at the hecklerspray bedsit, we’re always on high alert when a celebrity story breaks, often risking our lives by sliding down the lap dancing pole Michael Park erected for showing us his ‘moves’ when we’re on a deadline in order to get  to the communal laptop before anyone else can break it. Yes, some [...]

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Rihanna Sits On Toilet After Naked Photos Leaked Online

by Joanna Bolouri

For quite some time we’ve suspected that underneath Rihanna’s clothes, she is completely naked. We haven’t been able to prove it but we’ve been tossing and turning at night, well mainly tossing, deliberating over this issue and hoping one day we’d be in the position to shout from the rooftops of hecklerspray towers, ‘WE WERE [...]

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Rihanna, Unsurprisingly, Likes S&M (But Probably Because She Was Abused)

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Rihanna had the dogshit knocked out of her by Chris Brown? That was bad wasn’t it? Well, prepare yourself for loads of people saying she asked for it because she likes S&M because, obviously, the two equate. That’s right masturbators! You can now plant a kinky image in your mind the next time [...]

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Chris Brown Has Grown Since Punching Rihanna And Now Really Respects Naked Gyrating Women

by Mof Gimmers

Chris Brown, astonishingly, feels that somehow, he’s the victim in the whole ‘Rihanna got punched in the face by Chris Brown’ thing. That is why his new album is an acronym for ‘Forgiving All My Enemies’. His current enemy seems to be a window of a TV studio (more on that here) after they reminded [...]

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Chris Brown Smashes Up Good Morning America Because He Doesn’t Like Being Reminded Of Rihanna

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Chris Brown saying that he didn’t punch Rihanna, rather, he ‘mishapped her one’? Well, it appears that Mr Brown has mishapped the back room of the Good Morning America set as well. He’s very unlucky isn’t he? Behind the scenes of the popular US show, it has been reported that Brown smashed a window, [...]

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