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Chris Brown Sort Of Admits That He Is A Monster After All

by Stuart Heritage on July 21, 2009 15 Comments

Chris Brown, Chris Brown video, Rihanna, Chris Brown SorryChris Brown is about to face the fight of his life – which isn’t hard because he usually just fights girls.

And they’re easy to beat. But we digress. This time, Chris Brown is fighting for his reputation. Now he’s pleaded guilty to attacking Rihanna, Chris Brown doesn’t want to be known as the violent woman-hating brute with the stupid teeth any more – he wants to be known as the wimpily generic R&B star with the stupid teeth again.

So Chris Brown has taken the sensible option – he’s begged his fans for forgiveness on YouTube. While dressed as a Chinese waiter.

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Chris Brown Certainly Isn’t A Monster, So Please Beleey Dat

by Stuart Heritage on May 28, 2009 12 Comments

Chris Brown, Chris Brown Sued, Rihanna, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Chris Brown monster, Chris Brown videoChris Brown’s been keeping quiet lately. Some might say that’s because he feels bad about the whole Rihanna thing.

Us? We think that Chris Brown is worried that if he opens his mouth his massive uncontrollable teeth will go wayward and decapitate a child or cause structural damage to a bridge or something. But whatever – Chris Brown has just broken his silence by appearing in a video telling everyone that he “ain’t a monster”.

It’s true. Just because he allegedly beat Rihanna to a pulp, it doesn’t make Chris Brown a monster. Monsters can fly and breathe fire and crap.

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