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Chris Brown Chokes His Twitter Account Unconscious

by Stuart Heritage on December 16, 2009 10 Comments

Chris Brown, Rihanna, Chris Brown TwitterAfter the whole Rihanna thing, Chris Brown has been working hard to solve his terrifying anger problem.

And, by and large, it’s worked. It’s been a long, slow road to recovery for Chris Brown, but he’s finally realised that sudden bursts of fury never achieve anything meaningful, and he’s gradually moving towards a centred place of calm that…

What? Chris Brown has gone into a shop and, because his album wasn’t displayed prominently enough for his liking, flown into such an apoplectic spaz on Twitter that he’s been forced to delete his account out of embarrassment? Oh, OK. Forget everything we just said, then.

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Chris Brown Still Wubs Rihanna, The Ickle Diddums

by Stuart Heritage on October 27, 2009 7 Comments

Chris Brown, Rihanna, Chris Brown violentIt’s only natural to occasionally get nostalgic over a lost love – you know, the good times, the laughter.

The time you tried to choke them unconscious in a car. Oh, we’ve all been there. We have. Alright, we haven’t. But Chris Brown has. In fact, Chris Brown misses Rihanna so much that yesterday he used Twitter to link to a YouTube video of both of them kissing and hugging entitled ‘The Way We Used To Be.’

It’s enough to bring tears to the eyes, isn’t it? You know, tears like you get when someone’s chewing on one of your ears and loudly threatening to kill you. Those sort of tears.

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