Community service works best when the offender can take a pre-existing skill and apply it for the good of society.

That won’t happen with Chris Brown, though. That’s because – aside from dancing like somebody has just given him a boiling chip fat enema – Chris Brown is only really good at punching women in the face, and there’s not really much call for that in the community service area, is there?

This is why Chris Brown’s sentencing for beating up Rihanna – due yesterday – has been postponed. Apparently the judge wants to wait until some especially crappy community service comes along instead.