If the Chris Brown/ Rihanna mess was a film – and it’s only a matter of time – then this is the act-two climax.
Act one was about the incident itself. Act three will potentially be about Chris Brown getting bummed in jail. And right now is the part where Chris Brown frantically tries to find a decent line of defence for allegedly beating Rihanna up. For the record, Chris Brown’s apparently planning on pleading self-defence.
And that strikes us as just monstrously dumb. Honestly, Chris Brown would have been better off pleading insanity. It’d be watertight – have you seen that moustache?
