All girls have their dream wedding mapped out inside their heads, we’re told – and that even goes for Rihanna.
Rihanna is a traditionalist at heart. She wants what all girls want – to accept a damage-limiting, guilt-informed marriage proposal from a boy who was recently alleged to have punched her repeatedly in the face, choked her unconscious and ran away. It’s just like in that romantic fairy tale, Nil By Mouth.
That’s right, Rihanna and Chris Brown have apparently got married. Upon hearing this, seismologists put any recent earthquakes down to the reaction to the ‘if any person present’ part of their service.
