Remember Chris Brown? You may know him as the giganto-toothed singer who hit Rihanna. Or as the giganto-toothed singer who admitted hitting Rihanna.
Or you may know Chris Brown as the giganto-toothed singer who changed his mind and said that he didn’t hit Rihanna. The point is, it doesn’t matter. All those definitions are obsolete. Because now Chris Brown must only be referred to as the giganto-toothed singer who’s sort of admitted to hitting Rihanna a bit in court but won’t go to jail because he’s going to be a binman instead.
So, you know, please update your files accordingly.
