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Chris Brown domestic violence

Remember Chris Brown? Course you do? He’s the face puncher who ‘mishapped’ all over Rihanna’s pretty head and is serving five years probation for it.  He also sang asphyxiator’s favourite,  ’No Air’ with Jordin Sparks along with some other stuff we didn’t bother looking up on Wikipedia.

He also has a penis. We’ve seen it here.

Well, Chris Brown is angry that you remember this, as apparently you have no right to still be disgusted for longer than it took him to do his community service.  He is so angry in fact ,  he decided to rant about it all of Twitter for everyone to see, making sure that everyone knew you should be forgetting about it.

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Chris Brown has never been easy to trust – a Michael Jackson fixation and deliberately creepy moustache? Ugh.

But not even nasty facial hair can compete with this. Because Chris Brown has just been booked in an alleged incident that’s being treated as a possible felony battery case. And since a) Chris Brown’s girlfriend is Rihanna and b) Rihanna cancelled her Grammy performance last night, that can only mean one thing.

Chris Brown and Rihanna have put together an elaborate honeytrap system to lure and attack a procession of innocent young women. Or Chris Brown hit Rihanna. Or neither of these things.

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