Remember Chris Brown? Course you do? He’s the face puncher who ‘mishapped’ all over Rihanna’s pretty head and is serving five years probation for it. He also sang asphyxiator’s favourite, ’No Air’ with Jordin Sparks along with some other stuff we didn’t bother looking up on Wikipedia.
He also has a penis. We’ve seen it here.
Well, Chris Brown is angry that you remember this, as apparently you have no right to still be disgusted for longer than it took him to do his community service. He is so angry in fact , he decided to rant about it all of Twitter for everyone to see, making sure that everyone knew you should be forgetting about it.


