Good for Chris Brown – throughout his career he’s been called ‘the new Michael Jackson’, but not any more.
Now, you see, he’s the new Ike Turner. Allegedly. Following yesterday’s bewildering news that Chris Brown may have physically attacked Rihanna until she was hospitalised, more details have emerged. Chiefly, that Rihanna is now helping the police with their investigation, confirming suspicions that she was the alleged victim all along.
Let’s hope that Rihanna’s also keeping a journal of all this – because God knows we don’t want her inevitable What’s Love Got To Do With It-style biopic to contain factual inconsistencies.
