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Chris Brown Is A Really Excellent Binman

by Stuart Heritage on November 20, 2009 0 Comments

Chris Brown, Chris Brown community service, RihannaChris Brown can’t change the past – if he could, he would have done a better job on Rihanna and then fled to Mexico.

But he can change the future. And that’s Chris Brown’s prime directive right now. He doesn’t want to be known as the big-toothed singer who beat up his girlfriend in a moment of staggering violence any more – he wants to be known as the big-toothed singer who beat up his girlfriend in a moment of staggering violence and then cleaned up some rubbish quite well.

And that’s what he is. A judge has just given Chris Brown an ‘extremely favourable’ community service progress report. Now that’s being a role-model. For people who hit women and then have to pick up trash.

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Chris Brown Starts Choking His Community Service Unconcious

by Stuart Heritage on September 18, 2009 6 Comments

Chris Brown, Chris Brown community service, RihannaChris Brown may have shocked the world by violently attacking Rihanna in the face while threatening to kill her.

But it’s not all bad news. For instance, if Chris Brown hadn’t bludgeoned Rihanna’s face into an unrecognisable pulp, then who’d be clearing weeds from the Virginia Police Department’s stables at the moment? What? Some other convicted criminal? One who wouldn’t need all the extra security guards that Chris Brown currently requires?

Oh, that’s actually quite a good point. Still, the horses are bound to react more kindly to Chris Brown, aren’t they? They’ve got the same size teeth, you see.

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