If you saw the BET awards this weekend, you’ll have noticed that they were a tribute to Michael Jackson.
Or, more accurately, a tribute to how brilliant Jamie Foxx wrongly thinks he is. But anyway, if the BET awards were a tribute to Michael Jackson, then surely one performer who’d be itching to perform would be Chris Brown. After all, people call Chris Brown the new Michael Jackson. Or the new Ike Turner. Or the new Sara The Saxophone-Playing Walrus. Whatever.
But anyway, Chris Brown didn’t show up at the BET awards. Did Jay-Z ban him? Chris Brown says no.

