Good for Chris Brown – throughout his career he’s been called ‘the new Michael Jackson’, but not any more.
Now, you see, he’s the new Ike Turner. Allegedly. Following yesterday’s bewildering news that Chris Brown may have physically attacked Rihanna until she was hospitalised, more details have emerged. Chiefly, that Rihanna is now helping the police with their investigation, confirming suspicions that she was the alleged victim all along.
Let’s hope that Rihanna’s also keeping a journal of all this – because God knows we don’t want her inevitable What’s Love Got To Do With It-style biopic to contain factual inconsistencies.
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Chris Brown has never been easy to trust – a Michael Jackson fixation and deliberately creepy moustache? Ugh.
But not even nasty facial hair can compete with this. Because Chris Brown has just been booked in an alleged incident that’s being treated as a possible felony battery case. And since a) Chris Brown’s girlfriend is Rihanna and b) Rihanna cancelled her Grammy performance last night, that can only mean one thing.
Chris Brown and Rihanna have put together an elaborate honeytrap system to lure and attack a procession of innocent young women. Or Chris Brown hit Rihanna. Or neither of these things.
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