Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Blogging about Chris Brown being a fucking psychopath is like blogging about a Kardashian/Jenner riding some BBC or posing ass out in some magazine. It’s like, yeah, bitch, we know, stop talking about the obvious!
Anyway, in the newest “Chris Brown is Probably Going to Kill a Woman Someday” news, Brown’s ex, Karrueche Tran, was recently awarded a FIVE YEAR restraining order against him. And yet, he still somehow has a career.
Let’s be real: Hollywood is full of assholes. I mean, the world in general is full of assholes, but the world of celebrity tends to really put the assholes on display.
While some people are really good at hiding how much of an asshole they are (apparently Zach Braff is a huge asshole. NO WAY!), other people (like, say, Mel Gibson) have more trouble concealing it. Here are 11 celebrities who’ve had a rough time hiding how big of assholes they are.
Back in the day, my best friend Melissa and I used to refer to ourselves as The Glamour Twins, mostly because we, like many 20-somethings, were total hot messes who couldn’t handle our alcohol very well given that we’re both little white girls. One time I pissed myself in Cuba, and another time I tried to carry her drunk ass home and dropped her down a flight of cement stairs. But those are stories for another day.
Today, I’m here to talk to you about the TRUE Glamour Twins: Chris Brown and Tyga, a.k.a. a couple of genuine fuck-ups that make myself and Melissa look as innocent as the Duggar kids (minus the ones that swindled money from charity or had all those Ashley Madison affairs or molested his sisters…perhaps the Duggars were a bad example…)
Just when you thought Kayne West’s love of controversy couldn’t get any more fucking over the top, he drops the video for his song “Famous”. You know, the song he’s famously feuded with Taylor Swift about?
The video, which you can stream on Tidal without logging in (thank god, because I’m sorry Jay Z, even with “Lemonade”, you’re not making Tidal happen. Sorry. I love you), showcases Kanye and Kim naked in bed…a long with 10 other celebrities, such as a tits out Taylor.
With all of his public outbursts, I kind of thought maybe Rihanna and Karrueche Tran were the only women dumb enough to put up with Chris Brown’s antics.? But nope, seems there is a “model” that decided to not only mess around with Brown, but to get stuck to him for life.
Yup, Chris Brown is now someone’s daddy.? I bet he is just going to be the most loving, supportive, involved father ever.? Joy.
You know, I was just thinking to myself, “Damn, it has been a minute since Chris Brown has done anything super douchey.”? And just like magic, Brown delivered us all a totally cringe worthy set of Tweets, completely making up for all the quiet time.
At this point, Chris is basically?competing with Kanye for “Most Arrogant Celebrity.”? My money will always be on Yeezus, but Brown is pulling a tight second.
Oh, Chris Brown.? Karma is a bitch, and one that doesn’t take kindly to douchebags at that.? After showing the world how shitty of a person and?boyfriend?he is when he decided to kung foo Rihanna’s face,?he continued his streak of being a crappy significant other with his next relationship.? And it seems like the time has come for karma to rear its head.
Not only has Brown’s girlfriend given him the heave-ho, but according to Chris she also cheated one him with one of his sworn enemies.? The same enemy Rihanna also messes around with from time to time.? Full circle, baby.
Halloween is legit my favorite day of the entire year. I spend the entire month of October watching Halloween movies and specials prepping myself for the greatest day of the year. You see, I take Halloween pretty seriously, and if I had the money I’d throw the biggest Halloween party and have the best costume ever.
Like me, a lot of celebrities get pretty serious about Halloween as well and to great lengths to pull off some pretty great costumes. Whereas others fucking suck at Halloween and clearly don’t appreciate the greatness of the event. Here are five celebrities that totally nail Halloween costumes and five that totally fail at them.
I will never fucking understand the appeal of Chris Brown. His music is only okay and he’s a fucking lunatic brat. It’s like if you mixed Mike Tyson with Justin Bieber and guess what? That is NOT a good fucking thing. Chris Brown is as good at staying out of trouble as Lindsay Lohan is at staying out of rehab (can’t believe I typed that blasphemy), so color me not shocked that he and his crew are once again in the news for causing shit.
According to the NY Daily News, Chris Brown’s sorry ass crew got into yet another bar fight (we know this isn’t their first), glass bottles were smashed and flung, and one man had to get rushed to the hospital because he got a flying piece of glass to the eye (no, it wasn’t Drake). Reporting on Chris Brown’s antics is like reporting on Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber getting back together again: these idiots never learn.
Karrueche Tran is the type of girl that should wake up every morning, drive her ass to church, get down on her knees at the alter, and thank the fucking Lord that she’s so good looking, because the girl has got about as much sense in her head as my goddamn dog, who spends the majority of the day licking her own asshole and trying to eat her own shit.?
I take that back, even my dog wouldn’t go back to Chris Brown, but that’s neither here nor there right now. Aside from the fact that, yes, it seems like she’s back with Chris Brown for the millionth fucking time, this past weekend Karrueche also did the stupidest thing someone on the face of this planet can do: she got on the bad side of Beyonce fans.
