by Shawn Lindseth
In the good ol’ days the only people lining jail cells were obvious witches, probable werewolves and all the wives of the king who were selfish in bed. Fast forward several centuries and you find much more relevant criminals locked up – like cattle thieves and rappers. Personally, we’d really like to see witches put [...]
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by Stuart Heritage
Axl Rose has been working on Guns N’ Roses album Chinese Democracy for 14 years now, and in the absence of a release date, the big guns have been brought out.
OK, not really the big guns as such. The fizzy syrup that rots your teeth and tastes a bit like metal. Lots and lots of the fizzy syrup that rots your teeth and tastes a bit like metal. That instead of the big guns.
Fizzy drink company Dr Pepper has promised a free can of Dr Pepper to everyone in America if Guns N’ Roses release Chinese Democracy in 2008. What people do with it is up to them – they can either immerse themselves in the exhilarating complex effervescence of Dr Pepper or pound the unopened can against their temple until they’re unconscious because they’d rather suffer blunt force trauma than hear what a letdown Chinese Democracy is.
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