If we were able to spend the rest of our lives playing games made by or inspired by Eyezmaze, we'd probably be the happiest little bastards around.

And that's completely the case with China Grow. China Grow is exactly what you've come to expect from Eyezmaze-style games – you have to place different items on a playing surface in the correct order – but China Grow is slightly different for a couple of reasons. Firstly China Grow is perhaps the first Slackerjack to feature a pixellated-out penis, and secondly it has a soundtrack that you'll be humming for decades.