by Stuart Heritage
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s attitude to marriage is simple – only gay marriage or Jennifer Aniston being really narked off will allow it.
Or at least that’s what we thought. Now, as part of her confusing ‘go against everything she’s ever said, done or thought’ promotion for The Changeling, Angelina Jolie has admitted that she will inevitably get married to Brad Pitt, but only to stop her children from pestering them for a wedding.
It just goes to show how persuasive a small army of multinational children can be. If they can make Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married, just think what else the Jolie-Pitt kids could achieve if they harnessed their pester power properly. They could even aim for the impossible. You know what we mean – if they all work in unison, they could convince Angelina Jolie to make a film that doesn’t stink like acorpseful of turds for once.
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by Stuart Heritage
Angelina Jolie already has enough kids for a fair-to-middling laser tag team, but that’s hardly enough – look, you know what’s coming.
Despite have six of the little sods running around already, Angelina Jolie has decided that she’s going to go on the hunt for more. During an interview on the Today show, Angelina Jolie was asked if she’s going to adopt any more children, and she responded by nodding like a wizened old bearded monk who lives on top of a mountain.
Adopting a seventh child is all well and good, but Angelina Jolie has obviously forgotten one important point – having already adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, the most impoverished place left to her is the Isle Of Wight. And, urgh, who’d want a baby from the Isle Of Wight?
Angelina Jolie already has enough kids for a fair-to-middling laser tag team, but that's hardly enough - look, you know what's coming.
Despite have six of the little sods running around already, Angelina Jolie has decided that she's going to go on the hunt for more. During an interview on the Today show, Angelina Jolie was asked if she's going to adopt any more children, and she responded by nodding like a wizened old bearded monk who lives on top of a mountain.
Adopting a seventh child is all well and good, but Angelina Jolie has obviously forgotten one important point - having already adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, the most impoverished place left to her is the Isle Of Wight. And, urgh, who'd want a baby from the Isle Of Wight?
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