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Remember supermodel Linda Evangelista who wouldn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000? Well she’s having a really rough time at the moment because she’s got a child… and we all know what a drain on the bank account they are, don’t we?

See, Linda had a baby and she didn’t manage to make her relationship work with the billionaire baby daddy.

What with François-Henri Pinault being a billionaire, he’s quite good with money, but he’s not been paying a dime to poor, impoverished Linda Evangelista who is in such a bad way that she’s actually started taking notice of the sales they have in the Asda George racks. What an outrageous deadbeat this Pinault bloke is!

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The Jackson family really has a lot to answer for in terms of their dire financial situation. Who they gonna blame it on? Most people would point the finger at poor advice given to them from second rate lawyers, but the Jackson family are a wacky bunch of loons, so they’ll end up passing the buck to sunshine, moon light, good times and boogie.

World renowned musician and court visitor Michael Jackson was always having money problems. After blowing wads of cash on crap that wouldn’t appear in Sunday newspaper supplements, the king of pop died in a lot of debt.

You’d therefore expect the Jackson clan to not follow in his footsteps and be more money-minded. That would make sense wouldn’t it? But in true Jackson fashion, the other family members have made a complete mess of everything. And step forward Jermaine Jackson who is in trouble for, allegedly, slacking on child payments. The monster!

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Michael Lohan: alleged parent of Ashley, definite money-grabber.In the finest tradition of any parent of a popular tabloid celebrity, yet another money-making scheme has been hatched by Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay and rumoured father of future singing sensation (ahem) Ashley Kaufmann.

This has to be some kind of record, the speed at which the cynical wheels of the man's mind have been turning, pushing him ever closer to the seventh level of hell in his endless pursuit to make a quick buck from his family. For god's sake – it hasn't even been confirmed that Ashley is his daughter. To say hecklerspray is incredulous is something of an understatement. And when we understate, you know something is really up.

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