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Dylan Sprouse Is Proud Of His Junk And Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

December 16th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Do you hear that? It almost sounds like…no, it can’t be… more ex-Disney star nudes being leaked? Wow, I can’t believe it’s that time of year again already. Don’t let the photo to the right fool you, Dylan Sprouse is all grown up now and he has the token naked-in-a-bathroom selfie to prove it.

Dylan’s best known for his role on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody?with his identical twin brother, Cole. If you really want to feel old and a little perverted, Cole played Ross’ son on Friends,?so effectively, you’re about to see 21-year old Ben Gellar with his junk in his hand. What a time to be alive!

Amanda Bynes Finally Ends Up In The Funny Farm

May 24th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

…But sadly not for long. Amanda Bynes, everyone’s favourite unhinged child star was arrested and sent for psychiatric evaluation last night for smoking a big ol’ joint and throwing a bong out of a window.

Amanda was reportedly sat in the lobby of her Manhattan apartment building, smoking a blunt and talking to herself – a standard Thursday night for her, then – when the building official called the police. I don’t know about you, but if I received a call telling me that someone from a 90’s Nickelodeon show was sat in the lobby wearing a platinum blonde wig and blazing it up, I’d probably assume they were the ones that were high.

5 Failed Former Child Stars Ruined By Hollywood

September 26th, 2012 By Chris Starr

A lot of charity time and effort, as well as money, is misguided. People – forget about your telethons for Haiti and the victims of famine and drought in Africa. There’s a much more pressing need for your dimes, dollars and cents – and celebrities’ time. It’s the plight of the failed former child star.

Once feted by their peers in Tinseltown, these bright young things are chewed up and spit out, never to return again to the limelight. They’re malnourished, but with fame, not food. They need your help more than pot-bellied African orphans or war dead ever do. Think of them when you’re considering donating to a charity, because God knows they need it.

The Evian Babies Are Back And Making Us Think Of Other Performing Children!

April 27th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Remember those Evian babies? They skated, danced and clung onto a wire mesh fence like they were performing adults… in nappies? Remember those guys? Well, they’re back – kinda – with a new dance routine, only this time, with adult heads.

Okay, that might sound a bit terrifying, but this isn’t some kind of Fly-style experiment gone wrong.

Rather, the babies are appearing in stop-frame animation and are looking for co-stars. That means you could appear with some gyrating toddlers. That’s right! All your dreams will come true!