Articles tagged with: child labour laws
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Adorable Potential Child Labour Violations
Kids today. They don't know they're born. Just look at the tots on the inexplicably popular Jon & Kate Plus 8. When we were younger, we'd earn our pocket money by getting up at 3am and delivering newspapers. Thanks to that, we lost four toes to frostbite and our spine now permanently tilts 35 degrees sideways. But the Jon & Kate Plus 8 kids have got it easy. All they have to do is be the unwitting emotional pawns in their parents' cruel and ongoing effort to commoditise their agonising divorce in a way that possibly contravenes child labour laws. The jammy bastards.
Kids today. They don't know they're born. Just look at the tots on the inexplicably popular Jon & Kate Plus 8. When we were younger, we'd earn our pocket money by getting up at 3am and delivering newspapers. Thanks to that, we lost four toes to frostbite and our spine now permanently tilts 35 degrees sideways. But the Jon & Kate Plus 8 kids have got it easy. All they have to do is be the unwitting emotional pawns in their parents' cruel and ongoing effort to commoditise their agonising divorce in a way that possibly contravenes child labour laws. The jammy bastards.
