Wall-E Director Is Basically A Chicken Wall-E director and Pixar stalwart Adam Stanton attributes his film's meteoric success to behaving like a free-range chicken. No jokes, at a recent press conference, which we were surprisingly invited to, he actually said: "When we were making this movie there was no one checking up on me, so I was basically a free range chicken left to do what I wanted." You heard it here first.

Jamie Oliver Really Sorry For Sainsbury’s Nastiness

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. Or a normal-sized man inexplicably born with a floppy tongue the size of a cow's, at least.

By which we mean Jamie Oliver. As you all probably know, Jamie Oliver's latest campaign has been to make a sort of middle-class poultry snuff film called Jamie's Fowl Dinners all about the horrific mistreatment of battery chickens, and part of that campaign has involved Jamie lashing out at Sainsbury's.

And then, um, realising that Sainsbury's pays him £1.2 million a year to wank about flogging mince pies, causing him to backtrack spectacularly in case he upset his bosses.