Cheryl Cole is known for being in Girls Aloud, for marrying a rogue of a football player, and for more-often-than-not being fully dressed while in public. None of the above gives reason for anyone to take issue. Except for that wearing clothes lark. That’s a pain in the bum.

Not only does the singer/ TV presenter insist on conducting herself in a rather respectable manner, she’s now come out and said that she would not consider doing a nude photo shoot. Elaborating that she would consider it tacky.

Cheryl’s assertion that she would like to remain clothed as often as possible, even in the bath, seems odd. Especially since we just made that last bit up. Not least because her girl group are often onstage clad in what closely-resembles bondage gear. Oh well. We’re guessing S&M gear still technically counts as clothing.Very tight clothing that comes with a free tube of thrush medication. Read More >>>