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With the weekend’s news largely comprising of the grim shootings in America and people wondering what happened to the Magic Of The FA Cup, we can, of course, rely on celebrities to do something non-threatening and stupid.

Enter Gabriela Irimia. Yeah, that household name that’ll no doubt be seeing you all searching Google and saying “Who the hell is that?”.

Well, Gabriela Irimia had her fifteen minutes of fame many years ago and now frequently regurgitates it, pecking at the small fame chunks she vomits up so she can cling on to some vague fame alongside her equally twin sister Monica. Basically, she’s one of The Cheeky Girls. That’s right. The gruesome twosome that everyone wishes would slink off into a darkened corner never to return.

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They may have just notched up their 150th straight year of turning up at parties in impractical clothing and just sort of hanging around, but the Cheeky Girls aren’t ones to rest on their laurels.

Sure, this tactic may have landed them one novelty single, a short-lived reality TV show and a romance with an ex-MP who looks a bit like Postman Pat’s Josef Fritzl-fixated uncle. But at Popbitch’s Sticky Ribs Pot Noodles launch in Soho last night – also attended by Tony Christie, her out of T’Pau and the one from Big Brother with the mouth – the Cheeky Girls unveiled their latest plan to conquer the world. That’s right, they’re actors now.

So look out for the Cheeky Girls in a two-second cameo in an unspecified future episode of Hotel Babylon and nothing else whatsoever. Also, a needlessly massive photo of the Cheeky Girls at last night’s Pot Noodle launch after the jump…

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10 - Killing The Cheeky Girls: The Motion Picture – Filmon

9 - A human child getting hauled around by a robot child. ‘Creepy’ doesn’t even come close – Geekologie

8 - Synthetic eyelids. Delicious - SlantedScience

7 - Since this is the internet, here are some videos of kids being better than you at stuff – Asylum

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10 – An observation: Speeded-up babies often look like locusts…

9 - This video is essentially our life at the moment – I Am Bored

8 – The Cheeky Girls open pound shops for a living now – Holymoly

7 – Translated YouTube comments, from English into, um, English – Delsquacho

6 - Now this is just cute – Volstok

5 - Ebaum goes away forever. Whoever’s next? US? – Ebaum

4 - Science explains why old people gross you out so much – Cracked

3 – Blimey, Shipwrecked is still on the telly – Popsugar

2 – The coward’s guide to picking up girls – Coedmagazine

1 – A parrot that craps into the toilet. Next, a parrot that enslaves mankind – Scientificamerican