Tom Cruise & Charlize Theron: Together At, Um, Last?
You know what movie we'd love to see? A movie starring the pointless one from Hancock and the pointless one from Lions For Lambs. And guess what? That movie is being made. According to reports,
Charlize Theron and
Tom Cruise are set to team up for an adaptation of French movie The Tourist, with a script written by Oscar-winning writer
Julian Fellowes.
Without knowing too much about The Tourist, it's safe to say that Tom Cruise is still after that Oscar. It seems clear to us that Tom is only making the movie to glean Oscar-winning tips from Fellowes and Theron, and then put them to use in his next movie - which we're expecting to be about a dirty-faced, slightly disfigured woman played by Tom Cruise who talks in lots of half sentences over himself all the time.
Top 26 Bad-Ass Action Movie Babes
There is something quite unsettling about being turned on by a girl who could kick seven shades out of you. It's not exactly the first thing you look for in a potential girlfriend, is it? You don't spend a lot of your first dates comparing biceps and arm-wrestling, do you? Do you?! But in Movieland, that's a different story. We just can't get enough of them. And if she looks hot while she's doing it, even better.
Well,
Hecklerspray has come up yet another list of sexy movie babes for you to delight over. Now, selecting a list of all the hot women who ever appeared in action movies was always going to be tough call. There are so many action films, and picking some girl who was basically the love interest throughout the entire film and whose sole role was to scream a lot would not be right.
So we tried to restrict them down to ones who are the leading characters and were also hard as nails.
Not so much femme fatales, but lethal ladies. We ask two questions: Are they hard? Do they make you hard? That's the only criteria. Oh, and are they strong female role models? Or something like that.
The other problem is: how do you define an action movie? Arguably any movie involves some kind of movement. Unless it's a Gus Van Sant film, that is. Well, we have tried to restrict it to movies which at least needed some kind of rigorous training schedule and martial arts work to prepare for the role. Not the greatest criteria, admittedly, which probably explains why there are lot of selections on this list which could easily settle into other genres.
Anyway, enjoy!
Charlize Theron Possibly Gets Burgled A Bit
There's a chance that the Hollywood home of actress Charlize Theron has been burgled, possibly, at some point, we think.
Vague, we know, but it's as concrete as it gets. According to the LAPD, Charlize Theron's home was broken into at some point between last Thursday and Saturday, but nobody seems to know what was taken, if anything. Still, we're sure Charlize Theron will use her natural resourcefulness to turn this possible almost-burglary into something positive. Maybe Charlize will dramatise her supposed vaguely-timed not-quite burglary and turn it into a movie. She might even win an Oscar for it, too, so long as she promises to not wear any make-up and scowl a bit in the trailer.