Here’s A Photo Of Charles Manson, For No Reason Whatsoever If there's one thing the tale of Charles Manson can teach us, it's never to carve a swastika into your own forehead. Really, don't. Sure, it might seem like a cool thing to do when you're the unhinged leader of a murderer-commune determined to set off a race war because of something you once heard Paul McCartney shriek, but one day you're going to look in the mirror and realise that you're a 74-year-old man with a swastika carved into your own forehead. California correctional officials have released a new photo of Charles Manson. No, we don't know why either.

Lindsay Lohan Finally Gets A Job

Forget what all those recruitment consultants tell you - the best way to stop being unemployed is to whap your boobies out.

Trust us, it works like a charm. Just look at Lindsay Lohan. She couldn't get an acting job for toffee after she had all that rehab, so she decided to get her norks out in a magazine instead and - bammo - Lindsay Lohan's scored her first post-rehab acting gig, playing Charles Manson's sidekick in a movie by the producer of Barb Wire.

OK, so that first sentence should have read ' the best way to star in a film that nobody's likely to ever watch is to whap your boobies out' but it's too late to change it now.