Articles tagged with: charity
You! Buy Snoop Dogg’s Non-Golden Garden Shed! On eBay!
Do the 18" spinning rims on your lawn mower get rain-spotted because you don't have any kind of a structure to keep it in? Is your rake plated in gold but you'd never know it because it got lost under a pile of leaves last fall due to piss poor tool organisation? Whenever you're in the Home Depot do you think your experience would be better if only the air was a touch more skunky? Well have we got good news for you - You may be able to solve all those issues soon with the help of Snoop Doggy Dogg. He's selling his old garden shed on eBay. That's right, on eBay - so someone like you can help keep up hip hop's proud tradition of extremely precise lawn care.
Do the 18" spinning rims on your lawn mower get rain-spotted because you don't have any kind of a structure to keep it in? Is your rake plated in gold but you'd never know it because it got lost under a pile of leaves last fall due to piss poor tool organisation? Whenever you're in the Home Depot do you think your experience would be better if only the air was a touch more skunky? Well have we got good news for you - You may be able to solve all those issues soon with the help of Snoop Doggy Dogg. He's selling his old garden shed on eBay. That's right, on eBay - so someone like you can help keep up hip hop's proud tradition of extremely precise lawn care.
JK Rowling Writes A Book About, Oh, You Guessed
Ever since the last Harry Potter book came out, there's been a lack of shamefaced adults reading kid's books on the tube. And that's because now everyone's reading Twilight instead, despite the fact that reading a staunchly conservative abstinence manifesto dressed up as a slushy emo romance fantasy in front of other adults is far worse than reading Harry Potter. So hooray for JK Rowling, who tomorrow releases her new Harry Potter spin-off book The Tales of Beedle the Bard, either for charity or to help us identify idiots more easily on the tube. Merry Christmas to you too, JK!
Ever since the last Harry Potter book came out, there's been a lack of shamefaced adults reading kid's books on the tube. And that's because now everyone's reading Twilight instead, despite the fact that reading a staunchly conservative abstinence manifesto dressed up as a slushy emo romance fantasy in front of other adults is far worse than reading Harry Potter. So hooray for JK Rowling, who tomorrow releases her new Harry Potter spin-off book The Tales of Beedle the Bard, either for charity or to help us identify idiots more easily on the tube. Merry Christmas to you too, JK!
A-Rod D-nates C-ash T-o M-dona C-rity. Madonna, That is. Not Maradona.
What's the last thing you want to do when you're publicly denying any kind of relationship with another high-profile person, while at the same time dealing with a particularly expensive divorce? If you said 'the last thing you would want to do when you're publicly denying any kind of relationship with another high-profile person, while at the same time dealing with a particularly expensive divorce would be to donate $500,000 to said high-profile person's charity' then you would be correct. You would also have used an overly wordy response. But you would be right, and we won't take that away from you. It would seem that this was yet another lesson in the world of today that Alex 'A-Rod' Rodriguez was never taught, seeing as he's only ruddy well gone and agreed to donate half a million dollars to Madonna's charity, Raising Malawi, while he's both rumoured to be more than friends with Madge and is part way through E-vorcing his wife. Which is costing him a lot of money. He could at least have waited a bit, the big, silly, baseball man.
What's the last thing you want to do when you're publicly denying any kind of relationship with another high-profile person, while at the same time dealing with a particularly expensive divorce? If you said 'the last thing you would want to do when you're publicly denying any kind of relationship with another high-profile person, while at the same time dealing with a particularly expensive divorce would be to donate $500,000 to said high-profile person's charity' then you would be correct. You would also have used an overly wordy response. But you would be right, and we won't take that away from you. It would seem that this was yet another lesson in the world of today that Alex 'A-Rod' Rodriguez was never taught, seeing as he's only ruddy well gone and agreed to donate half a million dollars to Madonna's charity, Raising Malawi, while he's both rumoured to be more than friends with Madge and is part way through E-vorcing his wife. Which is costing him a lot of money. He could at least have waited a bit, the big, silly, baseball man.
Buy Miley Cyrus On eBay. Also Buy Her Clothes.
Now we know you are all probably gonna judge us, but keep in mind that Miley Cyrus is really, really mature for her age. Her and us could probably talk for hours about the things we have in common - ownership of a bicycle, for instance. Yes, that's it. We could talk about the ownership of bicycles. Well wherever our fantastic conversation is gonna lead us - it's gonna lead us there soon. After all, we will do whatever it takes to ensure our eBay bid for a date with her is the one that reins supreme. It better anyway. We just bought a new button-down shirt at Wal-Mart, and we're having our favorite pants professionally pressed. We'd be embarrassed to have gone all out like that for nothing.
Now we know you are all probably gonna judge us, but keep in mind that Miley Cyrus is really, really mature for her age. Her and us could probably talk for hours about the things we have in common - ownership of a bicycle, for instance. Yes, that's it. We could talk about the ownership of bicycles. Well wherever our fantastic conversation is gonna lead us - it's gonna lead us there soon. After all, we will do whatever it takes to ensure our eBay bid for a date with her is the one that reins supreme. It better anyway. We just bought a new button-down shirt at Wal-Mart, and we're having our favorite pants professionally pressed. We'd be embarrassed to have gone all out like that for nothing.
Britney Spears Goes Out, Shockingly Doesn’t Look A Mess
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
Paul Newman ‘Doing Nicely’, World Breathes Sigh of Relief
There was a golden age in the movies when actors acted, when movies were interesting and when men were MEN. It was an age of moralising without snobbery, with heroes you wanted to be and leading men you wished you could just hug and say 'thank you' to. Paul Newman is a man from that age, and to this day he carries on being a shining example to the world of Hollywood as to what makes a man.
There was a golden age in the movies when actors acted, when movies were interesting and when men were MEN. It was an age of moralising without snobbery, with heroes you wanted to be and leading men you wished you could just hug and say 'thank you' to. Paul Newman is a man from that age, and to this day he carries on being a shining example to the world of Hollywood as to what makes a man.
Celebrities That Care: What More Can I Give Video
Over the last few days, what with Celine Dion ploughing through 6.5 million gallons of water in a year and Sharon Stone blaming the Chinese earthquake on karma, we've thought a lot about how much celebrities care. And they care a lot. Celebrities, because they are celebrities, feel suffering much more strongly than anyone else. And ...
JK Rowling Bashes Out New Harry Potter Story
It must have been such a relief for JK Rowling when she finished the last Harry Potter book, because it meant she could focus on what's really important to her - which, it turns out, is Harry Potter. Not content with the book of Harry Potter fairy tales she recently wrote, or the Harry Potter encyclopedia she's working on now, JK Rowling has found the time to write a prequel to the Harry Potter books, set before Harry first went to Hogwarts. However, there's only one copy of this 800-word Harry Potter prequel and it's going to be auctioned for charity, so hardly anyone will be able to read it. But the rest of you shouldn't worry - give it a year and Warner Bros will have bought the rights and padded it out into a brand new nine-hour movie trilogy. In space.
It must have been such a relief for JK Rowling when she finished the last Harry Potter book, because it meant she could focus on what's really important to her - which, it turns out, is Harry Potter. Not content with the book of Harry Potter fairy tales she recently wrote, or the Harry Potter encyclopedia she's working on now, JK Rowling has found the time to write a prequel to the Harry Potter books, set before Harry first went to Hogwarts. However, there's only one copy of this 800-word Harry Potter prequel and it's going to be auctioned for charity, so hardly anyone will be able to read it. But the rest of you shouldn't worry - give it a year and Warner Bros will have bought the rights and padded it out into a brand new nine-hour movie trilogy. In space.
