Today hecklerspray woke up and said to itself: “Self, find a way to return blood-flow to your arm or you’ll lose it forever.” But we were feeling too lazy, so now only type at half speed.

You know the feeling – surely you do. We’re having one of those days where the only food we eat are the fish crackers we accidentally spilled under our pillow the night before. We’re only moving to avoid bed-sores, and the various shoes our step-dad keeps throwing at us for the sake of motivation. Seriously, when is he gonna realize that we’re 38, and we’ll get up when we want to?

As such, we tried to think of different ways we could post something without taking the 4 – 5 hours a typical solitary hecklerspray article usually consumes.

And then it hit us: It’s common knowledge by now that ol’ Stu Heritage is off for a month or something writing up funny bits for real a tv show. Up until five minutes ago we’d been under the impression it was Dr. Who.

Well it’s not and it never has been. It’s called Tonightly – and we have a clip for you by way of a fancy video.

So if you need a Heritage fix, have at it. We can’t say for sure that he wrote this exact piece, but we can say he was in the room when it was filmed. That counts for something, right?