If you remember a time where people weren’t famous because they had tattooed tally marks representing every woman they’d ever had sex with which criss-crossed their body making them look like a Wilkinsons version of Hellraiser then close this window now.
In case you hadn’t heard, Celebrity Big Brother contestant and X Factor flop Frankie Cocozza is being lined up to become ‘The Bachelor’.
What better choice to replace the hunky, dull-witted appeal of Gavin Henson with a Paolo Nutini lookalike who’s been drowned in cooking oil and then reanimated?