Articles tagged with: changeling
High School Musical 3 Still Weekend Box Office Number Blah
As well as it being Halloween, this weekend saw the release of all manner of hot Oscar contenders and hugely-hyped comedies. So what's number one at the US weekend box office today? A highbrow critical darling? A well-received edgy comedy? Any of the new horror movies? No. It's sodding High School Musical 3, isn't it. Again. That means that the stars of High School Musical 3 are officially bigger than Seth Rogen and Angelina Jolie combined. Perhaps to reassert their popularity, in their next movies Seth Rogen will sing a number of songs about believing in yourself and Angelina Jolie will take a naked picture of herself and post it on the internet. But not the other way round, though - that would be horrible. Angelina Jolie really can't sing.
As well as it being Halloween, this weekend saw the release of all manner of hot Oscar contenders and hugely-hyped comedies. So what's number one at the US weekend box office today? A highbrow critical darling? A well-received edgy comedy? Any of the new horror movies? No. It's sodding High School Musical 3, isn't it. Again. That means that the stars of High School Musical 3 are officially bigger than Seth Rogen and Angelina Jolie combined. Perhaps to reassert their popularity, in their next movies Seth Rogen will sing a number of songs about believing in yourself and Angelina Jolie will take a naked picture of herself and post it on the internet. But not the other way round, though - that would be horrible. Angelina Jolie really can't sing.
Angelina Jolie Demands More Children! Immediately!
Angelina Jolie already has enough kids for a fair-to-middling laser tag team, but that's hardly enough - look, you know what's coming. Despite have six of the little sods running around already, Angelina Jolie has decided that she's going to go on the hunt for more. During an interview on the Today show, Angelina Jolie was asked if she's going to adopt any more children, and she responded by nodding like a wizened old bearded monk who lives on top of a mountain. Adopting a seventh child is all well and good, but Angelina Jolie has obviously forgotten one important point - having already adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, the most impoverished place left to her is the Isle Of Wight. And, urgh, who'd want a baby from the Isle Of Wight?
Angelina Jolie already has enough kids for a fair-to-middling laser tag team, but that's hardly enough - look, you know what's coming. Despite have six of the little sods running around already, Angelina Jolie has decided that she's going to go on the hunt for more. During an interview on the Today show, Angelina Jolie was asked if she's going to adopt any more children, and she responded by nodding like a wizened old bearded monk who lives on top of a mountain. Adopting a seventh child is all well and good, but Angelina Jolie has obviously forgotten one important point - having already adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, the most impoverished place left to her is the Isle Of Wight. And, urgh, who'd want a baby from the Isle Of Wight?
Angelina Jolie Snarls Up All Traffic In New York Forever, Possibly
You might be pleased that Angelina Jolie has returned to New York with Brad Pitt and all her children, but your joy could be misplaced. That's because the logistics of shipping the world's most famous couple plus all their assorted children to one of the world's busiest cities are a nightmare. Such a nightmare, in fact, that Angelina Jolie's gigantic army of family and staff apparently brought traffic to a grinding standstill in the area surrounding her hotel yesterday. However, we get the feeling the this giant traffic jam was nothing more than a clever promotional stunt for Angelina Jolie's new movie The Changeling. After all, it used to be known as the boring-looking movie that Angelina Jolie only did because she thought she'd get an Oscar out of it, and now it's the movie that made a few New Yorkers a couple of minutes late for their tea. And that's probably better, we'd imagine.
You might be pleased that Angelina Jolie has returned to New York with Brad Pitt and all her children, but your joy could be misplaced. That's because the logistics of shipping the world's most famous couple plus all their assorted children to one of the world's busiest cities are a nightmare. Such a nightmare, in fact, that Angelina Jolie's gigantic army of family and staff apparently brought traffic to a grinding standstill in the area surrounding her hotel yesterday. However, we get the feeling the this giant traffic jam was nothing more than a clever promotional stunt for Angelina Jolie's new movie The Changeling. After all, it used to be known as the boring-looking movie that Angelina Jolie only did because she thought she'd get an Oscar out of it, and now it's the movie that made a few New Yorkers a couple of minutes late for their tea. And that's probably better, we'd imagine.
