Why do people watch Dancing With The Stars? Is it for the dancing, or is there something more to it?

Of course there is. People love the relationships. People watch Dancing With The Stars because they love the idea that the contestants will slowly fall in love with their professional dancers over the course of the competition. They want to see the dancefloor chemistry transform into untamed lust. That’s why Chad Ochocinco remained on Dancing With The Stars for so long – because everyone thought he’d fallen in love with his partner Cheryl Burke.

Or maybe people just watch Dancing With The Stars because they’re old and lonely and their children never call them any more. We just don’t know at this juncture. Either way, Chad Ochocinco was voted off Dancing With The Stars last night. That was our original point.