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6 Celebrities Who Need to Calm The Hell Down Part 2

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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A few months ago, I posted a list of six celebrities who needed to calm the fuck down. You know, people like Kanye West and Oprah. Well, here’s the thing about celebrities: they’re really bad at chilling the fuck out, so I figured I’d do a part two and discuss six new celebrities that prove that they too need to calm the fuck down.

I won’t post any repeats from my last list, even though I do think those six people need to chill (this Instagram fight with Iggy Azaela is absolutely ridiculous, Snoop Dogg, calm the fuck down!). No, these are six totally different celebs that need to put an Ativan in their coffee in the morning, you know, how I get through my day.

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Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Done Being Lamest Couple

September 18th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Don’t let the title of this blog fool you, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger certainly haven’t gotten any less lame, they’re still super fucking awful and lame, however, they may not be a couple for much longer. (Sadly) Canada’s most famous music couple (so ashamed to be Canadian right now) are, according to numerous sources, allegedly heading for divorce.

Avril Lavigne is barely 30 and she’s already set to be a two-time divorcee (she was previously married to Deryk Whibley of Sum 41. Another mediocre Canadian rockstar. She clearly has a type.) The two only got married in July 2013, so I guess it didn’t take too long for two of the most annoying celebrities in the world to start annoying each other.

Avril Lavigne’s Wedding Was Every 13-Year Old Emo Kid’s Dream

July 4th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Remember that phase you went through sometime in middle school? The one where you shopped exclusively in the ‘punk’ section of Claire’s Accessories and thought you were so?rebellious for wearing copious amounts of eyeliner and Converse All Stars? It looks like Avril Lavigne never grew out of hers.?

Do people still use the word ’emo’? Well if they do, Avril’s Canada Day wedding to Chad Kroeger, the formerly floppy haired Nickelback singer, fall firmly underneath that umbrella. of course, the official theme was ‘romantic goth’ , but no goth worth their salt would be caught dead with straggly hair extensions and poorly applied eyeliner.

Chad Kroeger In Vague Rockstar Shenanigan

March 24th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

When you think of famous rock and roll antics, a few famous names spring to mind, like Ozzy Osbourne literally shoving anything down his throat. Drugs, ants, doves, Sharon Osbourne – anything.

In more modern times, the rock stars of today aren’t as wild as their counterparts. The most compelling things our heroes do is throw a TV out of a hotel window. Though they later pay for any damage and, through teary eyes, plead to Travel lodge not to give them get a lifetime ban. Now, however, it seems that someone wants to go one weaker in the rock and roll stakes. Chad Kroeger – the husky singer from weak Canadian act Nickelback – has been in trouble with the law. Firstly for drink driving back in June 2007 and now for not showing up to his court hearing. We bow down to this man's antics.