Articles tagged with: Chace Crawford
Bromances Have Gone The Way Of Man Bangs
The bromance between Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick is no more. Theirs is the brotherly romance that never was. Yet they still started a million and one too obvious for words blind items. The pair have been in their cosy little non-love nest since 2007. In the early days of Gossip Girl they thought pooling together their assorted flat irons, gels and tubes of lube would be more cost-effective than each having their own crap. You will all remember the early days of Gossip Girl and the terrible Brylcreem drought of 2007. Right? That was a time when lots of young, straight males who were in danger of running out of hair products thought it best to shack up together rather than risk being forced to live a life devoid of coiffing.
The bromance between Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick is no more. Theirs is the brotherly romance that never was. Yet they still started a million and one too obvious for words blind items. The pair have been in their cosy little non-love nest since 2007. In the early days of Gossip Girl they thought pooling together their assorted flat irons, gels and tubes of lube would be more cost-effective than each having their own crap. You will all remember the early days of Gossip Girl and the terrible Brylcreem drought of 2007. Right? That was a time when lots of young, straight males who were in danger of running out of hair products thought it best to shack up together rather than risk being forced to live a life devoid of coiffing.
People Magazine: Robert Pattinson Is An Ugly Old Turdbag (Or Something)
You read that right. People magazine hates Robert Pattinson. It thinks he's a stinky old bellend with a twonky haircut. How do we know? Because People magazine has published its Summer's Hottest Bachelor list and - you should sit down for this - Robert Pattinson didn't win. No, instead the top title was snatched by Chace Crawford from some show named Gossip Girl which we don't watch because it's not about sparkly teenage vampires trying to kiss horse-faced schoolgirls to a soundtrack of legitimately bad music. Honestly, this is the most upset we've ever been at an arbitrarily-chosen space-filling magazine list. Ever.
You read that right. People magazine hates Robert Pattinson. It thinks he's a stinky old bellend with a twonky haircut. How do we know? Because People magazine has published its Summer's Hottest Bachelor list and - you should sit down for this - Robert Pattinson didn't win. No, instead the top title was snatched by Chace Crawford from some show named Gossip Girl which we don't watch because it's not about sparkly teenage vampires trying to kiss horse-faced schoolgirls to a soundtrack of legitimately bad music. Honestly, this is the most upset we've ever been at an arbitrarily-chosen space-filling magazine list. Ever.
