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Guff About Videogames – PEGI 18+ Edition

By Ian Dransfield

pegi, new ratings, bbfc, censorship, gtaApologies to those who missed last week?s Guff ? we know how much you love it and how it ranks amongst the most-viewed pages in hecklerspray history, but the hive mind went on a road trip. By train.

So, back to normal service it is. Hey ? aren't these things that happened over the last couple of weeks in gaming funny! Ho ho ho.

Seriously though ? that whole PEGI/BBFC furore has produced some amazing bitchiness and a lot of people who didn't care about the whole thing reacting in a way that suggests they still don't care about the whole thing.

What a (two) week(s)!

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Guff About Videogames: Ban All Violence Ever Edition

By Ian Dransfield

censorship, ban, violent games, germany, bundestag, crytek, crysis, e3That’s it, we’ve had enough. No more shooting, no more blood, no more swearing and definitely no more insulting other players or their mothers. No more. We’re done with it.

As we all know, playing violent games makes you a killer. Every individual at hecklerspray who has ever played a video game has a kill ratio of three people per game played.

It’s just common sense.

So thank Thor for the Germans and their incredible foresight when it comes to violent games potentially being entirely banned in their great nation.

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