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Tila Tequila In Suicide Scare (Although, We Expect Our Celebs To Actually Die These Days)

by Mof Gimmers

Tila Tequila (she’s a model and has been on TV y’berk) isn’t a well human. She’s agreed to enter a rehab for substance abuse, not to mention getting some treatment for psychological issues. Basically, she tried to kill herself.

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Elizabeth Berkley’s Pregnancy Gives Us The Opportunity To Talk About Showgirls

by Mof Gimmers

Elizabeth Berkley is married to an artist called Greg Lauren and she’s pregnant with their first child. She’s really thrilled, it’s a ‘moment to cherish forever’ and they are ‘so excited to share this moment and special news! The baby is due this summer’.

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Snooki Is Pregnant And Engaged – The World Is Broken

by Mof Gimmers

Imagine for a moment, waking up in a bed, having willingly had sex with Jersey Shore star, Snooki. Once you’d scraped off 8 gallons of fake-tan residue off your stomach, you’d then need to start scrubbing the shame off yourself with wire-wool.

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Keanu Reeves, The Most Interesting Man Alive, Announces New Bill & Ted Film

by Kris Silver

It’s a cold, dark night, the air is still and silent and an eerie calm falls across the leafy street you see before you. Suddenly, you hear a crackle, then a spark of light. Your heart skips a beat; the adrenaline starts to kick in, what was that?

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Pippa Middleton Still Has An Arse But One That Skis!

by Mof Gimmers

It really is heartwarming that our beloved Royal family have decided to take some absolutely typical Normal Just Like You And Me Pleb Citizens under their swannish wing, eh? Thank Christ for the Middletons.

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Tupac: The Musical Is Definitely Going To Be The Most Ludicrous, Awful Thing On Earth

by Mof Gimmers

Musicals suck. That’s because, apropos of nothing, people start yelling, singing, shrieking and dancing for absolutely no reason at all. Or, indeed, rapping thanks to the news that there’s going to be a musical based on Tupac Shakur.

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Did Whitney Houston Have A Weird Affair With Weird Jermaine Jackson? (Includes Corpses)

by Mof Gimmers

Okay, now that Whitney Houston is dead, we can say all manner of things about her private life because she’s not around to refute accusations. Naturally, we can tag other celebrities into the gossip because they’re needy for attention.

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Holly Willoughby Loves Sexy Underwear But Still Manages To Be As Arousing As A Mop

by Mof Gimmers

Holly Willoughby loves wearing sexy underwear. This is because it makes her feel more confident about herself. That’s all any of us want isn’t it? A confident Holly Willoughby. That’s what keeps the Earth turning.

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Christina Hendricks Nudes Appear After Phone Hack, Apparently [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

After arrests and official inquiries, it seemed that phone hacking and leaked nudes were a thing of the past. Shame. Until now that is, as there’s photographs floating around which claim to be the boobs of Christina Hendricks.

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The Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla Go On Wild Girls’ Night At Fortnum & Mason’s

by Becca Day-Preston

Bored of sitting on their arses in separate palaces, eating swan pate and beating servants, the Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker Bowles decided to go on a raucous girls’ night out at Fortnum & Mason’s, where they ate indestructible biscuits, and Kate practiced her bending down to smile at children skills.

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