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Pregnant 16-Year-Old Jamie Lynn Spears Single Again

by Stuart Heritage

Creepy sterile men, form an orderly queue – Jamie Lynn Spears, the newly-pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, might very well be back on the market.

Less than 24 hours after Jamie Lynn Spears announced to the world via OK! magazine that a boy she met at church had knocked her up, it’s looking increasingly like the pregnancy has driven a wedge between her and the baby’s father Casey Aldridge. Yesterday Casey Aldridge took to his MySpace page to poetically express the profound complexity of young love torn asunder by sudden biological maturity. In other words, Casey changed his mood to ‘Blah’ and listed his status as ‘Me and Jamie are over :( ‘. It’s hard to know how Jamie Lynn Spears will react to such a poignant display of heartbreak, although experts are guessing it’ll either be :’( or depending on how heavily the hormones are kicking in.

Creepy sterile men, form an orderly queue - Jamie Lynn Spears, the newly-pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, might very well be back on the market. Less than 24 hours after Jamie Lynn Spears announced to the world via OK! magazine that a boy she met at church had knocked her up, it's looking increasingly like the pregnancy has driven a wedge between her and the baby's father Casey Aldridge. Yesterday Casey Aldridge took to his MySpace page to poetically express the profound complexity of young love torn asunder by sudden biological maturity. In other words, Casey changed his mood to 'Blah' and listed his status as 'Me and Jamie are over :('. It's hard to know how Jamie Lynn Spears will react to such a poignant display of heartbreak, although experts are guessing it'll either be :'( or depending on how heavily the hormones are kicking in.
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No Puny Earth-Trousers Can Contain Angelina Jolie’s Arse

by Stuart Heritage

When Angelina Jolie made Beowulf, she knew she was making the tricky transition between 'ultra-earnest humanitarian actress' to 'mostly-naked computer-generated Old English mythical half-sex lizard from the year 700 AD.' And of all the transitions a woman can make, it's probably the hardest one – one minute you're crying over pictures of sad third-world orphans [...]

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