Christian Dior once said a woman's perfume tells more about her than her handwriting. Considering celebrity perfume sales have raised by over 2,000 per cent since 2004, this is a tragic thought.

Not because these celebrities that clog up the perfume market stink to the high heavens (although we have no firm evidence either way), but because of what it says about today's women. If fragrances reflect the era, then this is the era of reality TV and desperate sell-out celebrities.

Here are the top ten worst offenders…