Articles tagged with: celebrity marriage
Jay-Z and Beyonce wanted their wedding to be a special, private affair - something they could say was theirs without intrusion from the outside world. So, in retrospect, maybe Jay-Z and Beyonce shouldn't have hired the world's gobbiest florist to decorate their apartment, because that florist - Amy Vongpitaka - has pretty much blabbed off about every single little aspect of their wedding in excruciating detail to a magazine. On and on and on she went, yapping away to nobody in particular about garlands and blooms and blah blah blah. Warning: the following scenes contain endless talk about floristry that some readers might find a bit tedious.
Heterosexual males and homosexual females - and anyone else who has a pulse – unite and take note: Scarlett Johansson’s relationship to actor boyfriend Ryan Reynolds may be on the rocks.
According to a ‘Stateside spy’ working under cover for the Daily Mail, their relationship has ‘hit a rough patch’. It seems Scarlett has been scared off by Ryan’s mentioning of babies and weddings. The spy said:
"Scarlett is younger and has no desire for a husband or family just yet."
What’s this? An A-list female celebrity who prioritises her career above procreation?
How refreshing.
Singing businessman Jay-Z has finally made an honest woman of his hitherto ho-beau Beyonce Knowles.
According to People.Com, the couple held a private wedding ceremony at Jay-Z's New York apartment yesterday evening, to which only close friends and family were invited.
They didn’t even have the common decency to invite the press. How are we to trust them? What are they so afraid of us seeing? Would we have found out the service was being funded by Jay-Z’s links to nineteenth century slave trade profiteering?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie love and trust each other so much that they have decided to sign a legally binding contract making it a huge financial risk for either of them to sleep with anyone else.
According to Star Magazine website, the world's most famous couple made their love official (any love outside of marriage is unofficial - fact) in New Orleans on Saturday.
What a scoop for Star Magazine! But not so according to people.com, who claim it’s all a big bag of overflowing poppycock.
Praise be to the heavens above - Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been officially annulled.
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon managed just over two months of happy marriage before they separated, which we think could be a record for both of them. We're sure they're very proud, either way.
And it was a smart move for Pamela Anderson to choose an annulment over a divorce, because legally it means the marriage never existed. And that means that the next time Pamela Anderson short-sightedly stumbles into a marriage with a vastly unsuitable man, she'll only be a double-divorcee instead of a triple. That third one would have put all kinds of men off.
It's been a few weeks since Cheryl Cole left Ashley Cole for puking on another woman during sex, and you were probably hoping it was all over.
Wrong! Just because Cheryl Cole left Ashley Cole, it didn't mean that she's actually left him. Cheryl might even take him back, if she can get over Ashley breaking the sacred marriage vow about only splattering his stomach contents on her during sex til death do them part.
And that'll all be figured out today as Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole have their dramatic make or break showdown. Which will probably be streamed live on Sky News for all the bloody attention it's getting.
In the history of the world, there's never been a more magical couple than Kylie Minogue and that French bloke, whatever his name is.
But sadly Kylie Minogue and Oliver Martinez - that's his name - split up last year, instantly killing our hopes that they'd eventually have a half-French midget baby with unexplainably tight facial skin.
However, now it looks like Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez are back together, and the baby plans are back on. And not a moment too soon - we want to see if Kylie Minogue's range of one and a half facial expressions is genetic.
It hasn't been a good weekend for Cheryl Cole - it started on Friday with news that her husband Ashley Cole had dicked a woman and ended yesterday with news that Ashley Cole had dicked another woman.
In fact, the way things are going, there's a chance that Ashley Cole has probably had sex with you, too, in your sleep or when he walked past you when you were climbing up a ladder. But none of it matters, because Cheryl Cole has vowed to stand by her apparently marauding husband.
Funny, we always thought that Sarah Harding was the stupid one from Girls Aloud.
