Articles tagged with: celebrity lawsuit
Tremendous Lawsuit Levied Against Kate Hudson’s Shampoo
Does anybody else remember when Kate Hudson’s hair was nominated for an Oscar back in 2001. There’s reason for that you know. It’s been enrolled in acting classes since the age of four. It’s done stage work since the age of 12, and sometime in the sixties it got its big break playing the part of Charlton Heston’s beard in that Moses movie. We believe that the hair is actually what the Israelites volunteered to follow – it emoted smoke by day and fire by night. We know this because we’ve seen the original script. It’s quite tattered. Normally Kate Hudson’s hair earns her nothing but accolades and free head-strokings everywhere she goes. Now though – it’s kind of gotten her into a pretty big lawsuit.
Does anybody else remember when Kate Hudson’s hair was nominated for an Oscar back in 2001. There’s reason for that you know. It’s been enrolled in acting classes since the age of four. It’s done stage work since the age of 12, and sometime in the sixties it got its big break playing the part of Charlton Heston’s beard in that Moses movie. We believe that the hair is actually what the Israelites volunteered to follow – it emoted smoke by day and fire by night. We know this because we’ve seen the original script. It’s quite tattered. Normally Kate Hudson’s hair earns her nothing but accolades and free head-strokings everywhere she goes. Now though – it’s kind of gotten her into a pretty big lawsuit.
Tom Cruise in $250 Million “is he a Scientology-Mafia Right Hand Man?” Case
Well, file this one under 'how the hell did we miss that, even though it broke about a day ago?!' See, you traipse the internet, you look through all of your sources, talk to people and even read things and yet - we still miss things sometimes. Big things. Things that were basically stories handcrafted for the hallowed pages of hecklerspray. Things that involve both Tom Cruise and Scientology. Things that involve Tom Cruise, Scientology and the fact that both the person and the religion are being sued by an ex-follower. How the hell did we miss this?
Well, file this one under 'how the hell did we miss that, even though it broke about a day ago?!' See, you traipse the internet, you look through all of your sources, talk to people and even read things and yet - we still miss things sometimes. Big things. Things that were basically stories handcrafted for the hallowed pages of hecklerspray. Things that involve both Tom Cruise and Scientology. Things that involve Tom Cruise, Scientology and the fact that both the person and the religion are being sued by an ex-follower. How the hell did we miss this?
Verne Troyer Sex Tape Update: Gigantic Lawsuit Edition
Yes, you read that right, a Verne Troyer sex tape update - because you obviously haven't heard enough what Mini-Me looks like when he's having it off.
Anyway, oddly enough it seems like Verne Troyer isn't especially thrilled that TMZ recently posted a video of him dipping his tongue in and out of his girlfriend's mouth like an underdeveloped naked little anteater feeding from a proportionately much larger anthill.
So he's sued them. And he's sued sex tape entrepreneur Kevin Blatt, who is apparently trying to market the Verne Troyer sex tape. They're big lawsuits, too - if he wins them, Verne Troyer could make himself very rich indeed. Sometimes we wish were born with genetic achondroplasia and lacked both the basic inhibition that stops most people filming themselves having sex and the nous to hide the sex tape properly afterwards. That money should have been ours, Troyer! Ours!
Queen Latifa Sues Something With A Christmas Theme
There was a time when we seriously considered messing with Queen Latifa, but then a brick crashed through our window with a note that said "I am gonna eat you with a side salad, My Brotha." We still don't know who that was from, but today we're almost entirely in-tact and just don't really care. We figure it might have been the Queen though, so we abandoned our nefarious plans, resulting in enough spare toilet paper to last us three entire years. We were gonna get her - but good! Some people though, the kind that have never had masonry thrown through their living-room windows, they still think it's OK to mess with Queeny. For instance there's some crappy-looking Christmas movie that we've never heard of wherein she had a cameo - they didn't pay her for it. Thing is - she was even on screen for several minutes!
There was a time when we seriously considered messing with Queen Latifa, but then a brick crashed through our window with a note that said "I am gonna eat you with a side salad, My Brotha." We still don't know who that was from, but today we're almost entirely in-tact and just don't really care. We figure it might have been the Queen though, so we abandoned our nefarious plans, resulting in enough spare toilet paper to last us three entire years. We were gonna get her - but good! Some people though, the kind that have never had masonry thrown through their living-room windows, they still think it's OK to mess with Queeny. For instance there's some crappy-looking Christmas movie that we've never heard of wherein she had a cameo - they didn't pay her for it. Thing is - she was even on screen for several minutes!
Phil Spector’s Trial-Hotel To Sue Phil Spector At Trial
When Phil Spector needed a place to stay that wasn't a prison, a jail, or a cot next to the furnace in a friend of a friend's unfinished basement, The Westin Bonaventure kindly took him in, giving him something called 'heavenly beds' and possibly a continental breakfast. But Spector (enter dark looming clouds) didn't like bagels with cream cheese, small personal-size boxes of raisin bran or apples with tiny, brown, centimeter-deep puncture wounds on them. No, the continental breakfast definitely would not do. So maybe he ordered room service every single day instead. Well whatever he did it looks like he was paying for extra of something - the hotel is currently suing him for $110,000 they claim he owes them. Will the hotel ever see this money? Probably not - but Spector'd no doubt be happy to throw in some unneeded "Wall of Sound" if that would help at all. You know, the kind he used to toss around so freely circa 1970.
When Phil Spector needed a place to stay that wasn't a prison, a jail, or a cot next to the furnace in a friend of a friend's unfinished basement, The Westin Bonaventure kindly took him in, giving him something called 'heavenly beds' and possibly a continental breakfast. But Spector (enter dark looming clouds) didn't like bagels with cream cheese, small personal-size boxes of raisin bran or apples with tiny, brown, centimeter-deep puncture wounds on them. No, the continental breakfast definitely would not do. So maybe he ordered room service every single day instead. Well whatever he did it looks like he was paying for extra of something - the hotel is currently suing him for $110,000 they claim he owes them. Will the hotel ever see this money? Probably not - but Spector'd no doubt be happy to throw in some unneeded "Wall of Sound" if that would help at all. You know, the kind he used to toss around so freely circa 1970.
Lindsay Lohan Saved From Fur Coat Lawsuit By Kindly Alcohol Industry
Lindsay Lohan only learns by being punished. Would Lindsay Lohan have gone to rehab if she hadn't got arrested all the time? No. Sadly, this is something that needs to be explained to the owner of a New York bar and nightclub. Although Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a student who claims Lindsay stole her $11,000 fur coat from someone else's bar, John JE Englebert has decided to not only pay the lawsuit settlement on Lindsay Lohan's behalf, but to also buy her a fur coat identical to the one she allegedly stole. There's a cavaet to this deal, though - if Lindsay Lohan accepts his offer, she has to give up this silly 'recovery' business of hers. Without Lindsay Lohan's prodigious alcoholism to buoy his businesses up, he's had to start farming his children's internal organs to Russian street gangs just to pay for the sawdust that his family has been reduced to eating these days.
Lindsay Lohan only learns by being punished. Would Lindsay Lohan have gone to rehab if she hadn't got arrested all the time? No. Sadly, this is something that needs to be explained to the owner of a New York bar and nightclub. Although Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a student who claims Lindsay stole her $11,000 fur coat from someone else's bar, John JE Englebert has decided to not only pay the lawsuit settlement on Lindsay Lohan's behalf, but to also buy her a fur coat identical to the one she allegedly stole. There's a cavaet to this deal, though - if Lindsay Lohan accepts his offer, she has to give up this silly 'recovery' business of hers. Without Lindsay Lohan's prodigious alcoholism to buoy his businesses up, he's had to start farming his children's internal organs to Russian street gangs just to pay for the sawdust that his family has been reduced to eating these days.
Lindsay Lohan Sued By Someone Equally As Idiotic As Her
You know what we like? Stories where every single party involved ends up looking like the worst kind of twat. So you can imagine our delight when we heard that the woman who accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing her fur coat has now made things official and has hit Lindsay with an actual lawsuit even though the coat was returned to her some months ago. We know we don't live in New York, but can anyone swing it for us to be the judge for this one? And while you're at it, can you can also change the law so that we're allowed to find both Lindsay Lohan and this Masha Markova woman guilty of being needless spaz-wipes and punish them by throwing them and their stupid coat into an active volcano forever while we dance around it wearing ghoulish animal masks? It'd mean a lot, thanks.
You know what we like? Stories where every single party involved ends up looking like the worst kind of twat. So you can imagine our delight when we heard that the woman who accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing her fur coat has now made things official and has hit Lindsay with an actual lawsuit even though the coat was returned to her some months ago. We know we don't live in New York, but can anyone swing it for us to be the judge for this one? And while you're at it, can you can also change the law so that we're allowed to find both Lindsay Lohan and this Masha Markova woman guilty of being needless spaz-wipes and punish them by throwing them and their stupid coat into an active volcano forever while we dance around it wearing ghoulish animal masks? It'd mean a lot, thanks.
Hugh Grant, Liz Hurley & Arun Nayar Win A Load Of Lawsuit Cash
If you see Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley, you're bound to want to take a picture of them. That's just basic logic at work - your choices are essentially limited to taking a picture of Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley or approaching them and saying "Hi, I really loved you in Music And Lyrics/ Passenger 57." And only the very worst kind of pathological liar would think to do that last one. But wait - don't go taking pictures of Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley without their permission, because they'll sue you and win £58,000, which is what happened yesterday after a photo agency took their picture on holiday. The moral of this story is that Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley value their privacy, although clearly not enough to stop making films and doing modelling jobs. Even though everyone sort of wishes they would.
If you see Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley, you're bound to want to take a picture of them. That's just basic logic at work - your choices are essentially limited to taking a picture of Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley or approaching them and saying "Hi, I really loved you in Music And Lyrics/ Passenger 57." And only the very worst kind of pathological liar would think to do that last one. But wait - don't go taking pictures of Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley without their permission, because they'll sue you and win £58,000, which is what happened yesterday after a photo agency took their picture on holiday. The moral of this story is that Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley value their privacy, although clearly not enough to stop making films and doing modelling jobs. Even though everyone sort of wishes they would.
