Come on now, don’t be like that. We can already see you spitting blood at the mere sight of the headline. Someone’s insulting the memory of your beloved chiselled men and it isn’t us?! To be honest, we’re furious too.

Kristin Scott Thomas, star of such films as The English Patient and Confessions of a Shopaholic has publicly stated that she doesn’t understand why people love celebrity culture. We have- of course- decided to take this as a personal affront and will here-on be referring to her as “That Bloody Actor”.

She has also told Psychologies Magazine that she doesn’t see the appeal of Ryan Gosling or Robert Pattinson who are, without doubt and in the context of this article and this article only, clearly the greatest actors ever to have walked the earth.