Articles tagged with: Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrity Big Brother: Last Day, So Verne Will Win Tonight
We have some sad news for you all - it's the final of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 tonight. Are we sad because we don't know what we'll do with our lives once it's finished? No, we're sad because - unless a flaming airship containing nothing but elephants and naked go-go dancers crashes into the house within the next 12 hours - this will go down in history as the dullest-ever Celebrity Big Brother. That's right, even duller than the one Anthea Turner did. But still, let's see out Celebrity Big Brother by looking at the chances of winning for Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
We have some sad news for you all - it's the final of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 tonight. Are we sad because we don't know what we'll do with our lives once it's finished? No, we're sad because - unless a flaming airship containing nothing but elephants and naked go-go dancers crashes into the house within the next 12 hours - this will go down in history as the dullest-ever Celebrity Big Brother. That's right, even duller than the one Anthea Turner did. But still, let's see out Celebrity Big Brother by looking at the chances of winning for Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Celebrity Big Brother: LaToya & Tommy Get Shoved Out
Wow, we got so caught up in the excitement of Celebrity Big Brother's 20th interminable day yesterday that we totally forgot to mention the double eviction. Well, there was a double eviction on Celebrity Big Brother, yesterday with LaToya Jackson and Tommy Sheridan getting the chop because nobody likes them. Or because nobody realised they existed, in Tommy Sheridan's case. Either way, they've gone. Please let it affect your life accordingly. So, with a clear run to Friday's final, who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother? Here's our take on the matter, for Terry Christian...
Wow, we got so caught up in the excitement of Celebrity Big Brother's 20th interminable day yesterday that we totally forgot to mention the double eviction. Well, there was a double eviction on Celebrity Big Brother, yesterday with LaToya Jackson and Tommy Sheridan getting the chop because nobody likes them. Or because nobody realised they existed, in Tommy Sheridan's case. Either way, they've gone. Please let it affect your life accordingly. So, with a clear run to Friday's final, who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother? Here's our take on the matter, for Terry Christian...
Celebrity Big Brother: It’s Almost Over! Coolio To Win?
Now that Michelle Heaton has been evicted, we're coming to the end of perhaps the most pointless-ever series of Celebrity Big Brother. And that leaves just one question - will anyone actually notice when it's finished? Oh, and one slightly less important question - who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother. Left are Ben, Coolio, LaToya, Terry, Tommy, Ulrika and Verne and, as sad as it makes us, one of them has to win it. So the rest of the week will be spent evaluating the chances of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates, starting today with Ben Adams, Coolio and LaToya Jackson...
Now that Michelle Heaton has been evicted, we're coming to the end of perhaps the most pointless-ever series of Celebrity Big Brother. And that leaves just one question - will anyone actually notice when it's finished? Oh, and one slightly less important question - who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother. Left are Ben, Coolio, LaToya, Terry, Tommy, Ulrika and Verne and, as sad as it makes us, one of them has to win it. So the rest of the week will be spent evaluating the chances of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates, starting today with Ben Adams, Coolio and LaToya Jackson...
Celebrity Big Brother: Michelle Heaton’s Gone At Last
It took a while to get going, but finally it looks like there's no stopping the Celebrity Big Brother evictions. On Friday Tina was evicted and Mutya walked out, and then yesterday a surprise eviction took place, with Michelle Heaton getting the chop. So that's the last of her crying we'll hear, except for in every single magazine we'll read for the next 18 months. Joy. But where does this leave the other housemates? Here's our Celebrity Big Brother look at Terry Christian, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
It took a while to get going, but finally it looks like there's no stopping the Celebrity Big Brother evictions. On Friday Tina was evicted and Mutya walked out, and then yesterday a surprise eviction took place, with Michelle Heaton getting the chop. So that's the last of her crying we'll hear, except for in every single magazine we'll read for the next 18 months. Joy. But where does this leave the other housemates? Here's our Celebrity Big Brother look at Terry Christian, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone & Mutya Thumped Out
Well this is a turn-up for the books - after a fortnight of waiting for something, anything, to happen, Celebrity Big Brother just got exciting. On Friday, Tina Malone was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house - which, hooray, gave her another chance to bleat on about herself - and she was swiftly followed by Mutya, who suddenly decided that living with Coolio was rubbish and walked out. And either Ulrika or Coolio is being booted out tonight, too. See? Exciting! Sort of. But what about the remaining Celebrity Big Brother housemates? Let's find out, with our weekly look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson and Michelle Heaton...
Well this is a turn-up for the books - after a fortnight of waiting for something, anything, to happen, Celebrity Big Brother just got exciting. On Friday, Tina Malone was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house - which, hooray, gave her another chance to bleat on about herself - and she was swiftly followed by Mutya, who suddenly decided that living with Coolio was rubbish and walked out. And either Ulrika or Coolio is being booted out tonight, too. See? Exciting! Sort of. But what about the remaining Celebrity Big Brother housemates? Let's find out, with our weekly look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson and Michelle Heaton...
Celebrity Big Brother: Get Rid Of Michelle Heaton? Nice Idea
As we speak, Celebrity Big Brother is gearing up to evict its second housemate tonight - but who will it be? Ulrika, Michelle, Mutya and Tina are all facing the chop tonight, which some say proves that the housemates this year are all misogynists. Not so, we say, because LaToya Jackson wasn't nominated. Unless you count LaToya Jackson as a sort of half-robot, half-reptile, half-ghost hybrid, that is. Which we do. We're not sure what our point is here. Anyway, we've looked at Mutya, Ulrika and Tina, so here's what we think of Michelle Heaton's chances. Ready?
As we speak, Celebrity Big Brother is gearing up to evict its second housemate tonight - but who will it be? Ulrika, Michelle, Mutya and Tina are all facing the chop tonight, which some say proves that the housemates this year are all misogynists. Not so, we say, because LaToya Jackson wasn't nominated. Unless you count LaToya Jackson as a sort of half-robot, half-reptile, half-ghost hybrid, that is. Which we do. We're not sure what our point is here. Anyway, we've looked at Mutya, Ulrika and Tina, so here's what we think of Michelle Heaton's chances. Ready?
Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone Evicted Tomorrow?
With four housemates up for nomination, this week's Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Well, we say either way. It's unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we're going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.
With four housemates up for nomination, this week's Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Well, we say either way. It's unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we're going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.
Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika, Tina, Michelle & Mutya Up
Yes, you read that correctly - this Friday one of four housemates will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, and none of them are Coolio. Instead, Ulrika Jonsson, Tina Malone, Michelle Heaton and Mutya all gained the most amount of nominations from their fellow housemates. Who goes? You decide. Or rather a bunch of crosseyed numbskulls who think that voting for Celebrity Big Brother evictions is a constructive recreational activity will decide. Or something. So for the rest of the week we'll be looking at the prospective Celebrity Big Brother evictees, starting with Mutya and Ulrika...
Yes, you read that correctly - this Friday one of four housemates will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, and none of them are Coolio. Instead, Ulrika Jonsson, Tina Malone, Michelle Heaton and Mutya all gained the most amount of nominations from their fellow housemates. Who goes? You decide. Or rather a bunch of crosseyed numbskulls who think that voting for Celebrity Big Brother evictions is a constructive recreational activity will decide. Or something. So for the rest of the week we'll be looking at the prospective Celebrity Big Brother evictees, starting with Mutya and Ulrika...
