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Lacey Banghard Nude – Huge Boobs. Thick Body. Nice Butt (97 PICS)

Lacey Banghard is a English glamor model known for her extra thick appearance. She is a mutt between British and Indian genetics that had formed into this curvy lightly tanned being.

As a contestant of Celebrity Big Brother, she was one of the first to be evicted. Before she left, she certainly was one of the most popular on the show and especially with the guys.

Before leaving, she had made a name for herself by exposing her blossoms in a variety of creative methods. She had also managed to slip in full frontal nudity before being kicked out.

Frankie Cocozza To Be “The Bachelor” Or “Perpetually Lonely”

March 8th, 2012 By Michael Park

If you remember a time where people weren’t famous because they had tattooed tally marks representing every woman they’d ever had sex with which criss-crossed their body making them look like a Wilkinsons version of Hellraiser then close this window now.

In case you hadn’t heard, Celebrity Big Brother contestant and X Factor flop Frankie Cocozza is being lined up to become ‘The Bachelor’.

What better choice to replace the hunky, dull-witted appeal of Gavin Henson with a Paolo Nutini lookalike who’s been drowned in cooking oil and then reanimated?

Tips On How To Survive The Denise Welch Menace

February 7th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Denise Welch officially splits from Tim Healy, not that anyone cares anymore. Remember at the end of Jurassic Park where all of the dinosaurs were left to their own devices and untouched by human hands again? And when King Kong was shot fell to his death from the Empire State building? And when Ethel Skinner was put down by Dot Cotton, ending her reign of sexual terror? Well, these are examples of when it’s acceptable to lock up/euthanise sexual threats because they pose a threat to greater society.

Unfortunately, we are facing a turning point in our history because one of these situations has arisen again: Denise Welch is single again.

The 2012 Celebrity Big Brother winner and Byker Grove star confirmed the worrying news yesterday on Loose Women, where she spoke candidly and without any prompting from her agent about the situation between her and Career Geordie, Tim Healy.

Kerry Katona’s Stalker Clearly Needs Professional Help

December 12th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Chav icon and?astonishing?dimwit Kerry Katona,?has been bothering the police after receiving phone calls from a suspected stalker who has obviously reached a low point in their life, given that they could have shown interest in ANYONE ELSE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET!

It seems an American woman,?believed?to be called Stella, has been ringing Katona ‘non-stop for weeks’ and recently contacted the reality star’s manager Max Clifford, claiming to have watched her getting changed at her Surrey mansion.

Yes. Really.

Michael Barrymore Has Been Enjoying Some Delicious Cocaine & There’s Nothing Wrong With That

November 29th, 2011 By Sophie Hall

Our good friend Michael Barrymore has been hitting the yayo pretty bad. Think it’s time we staged an intervention. After all, he is our good, close personal friend Michael Barrymore, whom we care for. And as the good good friend of our friend Michael Barrymore, we need to be on hand to cater for all of Michael’s post 2005 whims.

Such as wiping his constantly replenishing cocaine moustache, or?respectfully?reporting the news yesterday that Mike has been arrested for his lovably endearing and altogether totally fine hobby.

At around 4am yesterday morning, the former TV presenter, and ex-guy-people-used-to-like was arrested near his flat in London with ‘unidentified male friend’ (nudge, nudge) for the most extreme of winter sports (that’s a cocaine joke, cocaine fans). The news of which, came as a shock to us all.

Alex Reid Reduced To Stripping For Cash

October 28th, 2011 By Kris Silver

And just when we thought Alex Reid?s career couldn't sink any lower? he announces that he's due to tour the country and strip off in front of hundreds of people night after night.

Fresh from getting engaged to, and talking about wanting babies with, fellow former Celebrity Big Brother alumna Chantelle Houghton, Alex has announced that he's due to star in the play, yes someone?s actually cast him in a play, Wildboyz.

And people say that theatre is too high-brow.

Pamela Anderson Promises To Leave ‘Skidmark’ In Big Brother House

September 9th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

There’s not much of Pamela Anderson we haven’t seen, thanks to a couple of grainy sex tapes that proved very popular with lonely swine all those years ago. Yet, oddly, there’s something very likeable about Pammy.

Is it because she’s self-deprecating? Probably not. You’re into the whole ‘boobs’ thing aren’t you?

Well, less pleasant than the female form, squeezed into a high-cut horror-bikini is skidmarks. That’s right. Skidders. For some reason, Pamela has entered the Big Brother house, now that all the other celebrities have gone, and promised to leave a skidmark in there. We have no idea what she means, but it doesn’t sound very hygienic.

Alex And Chantelle To Reid-Produce

August 31st, 2011 By Kris Silver

The curse of Celebrity Big Brother is rearing its ugly head again as former contestants and professional divorcees Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton announce that they think they're ready to reproduce.

Jordan?s former fella spread the word via one of those glossy lady rags that you see in your dentist?s waiting room, but would never pick up because there's a picture of Alex Reid on the cover trying his best to look like he's still a cage-fighter?

…or vaguely relevant.

Hecklerspray’s Stupid Celebrity Big Brother 2011 Liveblog

August 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Click over for our stupid Celebrity Big Brother Liveblog! Keep hitting refresh because we’re idiots who can’t work things out! HURRAY! Things kick-off around 9pm when the hard liquor kicks in!

Weasel Infestation Threatens Celebrity Big Brother 2011! [Pictures]

August 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Big Brother is back in a week’s time and some people (notably the people who work for Channel Five and Holy Moly) are getting very, very excited! However, all is not well at the BB house as our exclusive pictures show!

Pictures have been released of the new Big Brother house and many have cooed about how glamorous it looks (with others shrugging and thinking that it kinda looks like any other BB House).

However, what Endemol, makers of the show, aren’t telling anyone is that the show is danger of being cancelled after it was found that the Elstree studio has been infested with weasels!