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Jennifer Aniston Has Clearly Gone Insane As Well As Forgetting All About Crying Courteney Cox

by Mof Gimmers

When Brad Pitt ran off with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston cried and cried and cried. Every time we heard about her, she was weeping, jealous, lonely, worried and generally pathetic in a vest top (no bra, natch).

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Will Young Slags Off Rihanna, As If She Hasn’t Had Enough Trouble With Men

by Mof Gimmers

Will Young is a proper grown-up now. He does quirky pop-videos, works with Groove Armada and even appears on popular British politics shows like Question Time. And all that with a slight lisp! How tremendous.

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Sexism And Wolf-Whistling To Become A Crime – Women Assume It’s All About Them

by Mof Gimmers

Sexy women, breathe a sigh of relief! You will no longer get men trying to get off with you in a vulgar manner. Men, prepare yourself to start being hypersensitive about everything and noticing the sexist things said to you.

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Justin Bieber Is Glad He Wasn’t Aborted

by Matthew Laidlow

Fame does strange things to people. Over the years, we’ve heard diva like demands from people requiring their dressing room to be painted blue, the ingredients in a salad sliced a certain way or that no other DJ play the same record as them.

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WEBTHUMP! 29th February 2012

by Randy Figgins

Hold on to your wizard robes, we’re riding the magical flying unicorn into battle on the plains of Interwebtopia! A rich plunder awaits our marauding hordes. There’s the mighty gnome tower of ThatisprobablyillegalinMalaysia, the verdant fields of Disgustingbutimustkeepwatching and the deep dark valleys of Howmanygirlsandhowmanycups.

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Dancing On Ice Review: ITV Gets Confused Again (We Want Blood)

by Jacki Evans

ITV’s got a long, long history of completely misunderstanding the concept of “rock”. There’s something about distortion pedals that just smushes their collective brains and leaves everyone in the audience a little bit baffled. And this week on Dancing on Ice, they did it again.

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Chris Brown Flips Out And Steals A Woman’s iPhone!

by Mof Gimmers

In a bid to show the world he’s a changed man, Chris Brown is keen to show us all just how much he’s grown after beating up Rihanna in a car 3 years ago. All that help he’s got with his anger issues has now totally gone.

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Chris Brown To Much Of A Wimp To Fight A WWE Wrestler?

by Matthew Laidlow

Shall we stop and consider the feelings for Chris Brown for a second? Poor Chris, even though the person he repeatedly punched in the face has forgiven him, the world can’t move on. But why’s everyone being so stubborn about the issue? Is everyone just being a dick?

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Friends Showing Concern Over Rihanna & Chris Brown’s Perfectly Reasonable Relationship

by Mof Gimmers

People who claim to actually know Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly “terrified” that they’re going to get back together. Presumably because they think Ri is asking for a whupping and Breezy is cracking his knuckles in anticipation.

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WEBTHUMP! 22 Feb 2012

by Randy Figgins

Yay! It’s that time again! When you all gather round the fireplace and listen to Uncle Randy amaze you with tales of life on the Good Ship hecklerspray, chasing flaxen haired maidens and hunting an elusive catch on the wide, wild web.

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