Remember Chris Brown? Course you do? He’s the face puncher who ‘mishapped’ all over Rihanna’s pretty head and is serving five years probation for it. He also sang asphyxiator’s favourite, ’No Air’ with Jordin Sparks along with some other stuff we didn’t bother looking up on Wikipedia.
He also has a penis. We’ve seen it here.
Well, Chris Brown is angry that you remember this, as apparently you have no right to still be disgusted for longer than it took him to do his community service. He is so angry in fact , he decided to rant about it all of Twitter for everyone to see, making sure that everyone knew you should be forgetting about it.
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If only James Bond was based on the life of Pierce Brosnan, things would be so much better – Tomorrow Never Dies might have included a scene where 007 rolled round a car park trying to punch a photographer in the ribs and swearing a lot.
Because, if you haven't already guessed, that's what Pierce Brosnan has been accused of doing. Malibu police are apparently investigating claims that Pierce Brosnan attacked a paparazzi photographer outside a Los Angeles restaurant on Friday after telling him to "fuck off" and "get a real fucking job." Reports that Daniel Craig plans to beat up exactly the same photographer next week in a grittier and more slightly convincing way – using less invisible cars and sky lasers – are still totally unfounded.
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