Articles tagged with: celebrity accident
David Copperfield Knackers His Stagehand Up Something Proper
The sacrifices that David Copperfield has made for magic are huge - it's meant that nobody can really trust him or his stupid haircut. But, as great as those sacrifices are, they're nothing compared to the sacrifice made by David Copperfield's stagehand on Wednesday - he got sucked into a giant fan, broke his arm in three places and badly mangled his face up. Still, at least David Copperfield was decent enough to visit the stagehand in hospital with a gift - a children's magic set. Ah, all the fun of magic but with none of the screaming fear of death. What a gent!
The sacrifices that David Copperfield has made for magic are huge - it's meant that nobody can really trust him or his stupid haircut. But, as great as those sacrifices are, they're nothing compared to the sacrifice made by David Copperfield's stagehand on Wednesday - he got sucked into a giant fan, broke his arm in three places and badly mangled his face up. Still, at least David Copperfield was decent enough to visit the stagehand in hospital with a gift - a children's magic set. Ah, all the fun of magic but with none of the screaming fear of death. What a gent!
Morgan Freeman Gets More (More) Bad News
Morgan Freeman has been struck by the evil curse of The Dark Knight yet again. So we may have been a little sceptical about the whole 'curse' thing ever since the term started getting bandied around, but on this evidence it's hard not to think that maybe, just maybe there are nefarious forces at work. Just days after having a serious car accident, Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are to get a divorce. According to a friend of Freeman, the divorce had been in the works for a while before the accident even occurred - so don't go accusing Morgan of having a relationship with Demaris Meyer, the passenger in his car during the accident, that was anything beyond platonic friendship. We thought about it - purely for comedy effect, of course - but libel is too big a word.
Morgan Freeman has been struck by the evil curse of The Dark Knight yet again. So we may have been a little sceptical about the whole 'curse' thing ever since the term started getting bandied around, but on this evidence it's hard not to think that maybe, just maybe there are nefarious forces at work. Just days after having a serious car accident, Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are to get a divorce. According to a friend of Freeman, the divorce had been in the works for a while before the accident even occurred - so don't go accusing Morgan of having a relationship with Demaris Meyer, the passenger in his car during the accident, that was anything beyond platonic friendship. We thought about it - purely for comedy effect, of course - but libel is too big a word.
Shia LaBeouf Selfishly Forces Transformers 2 to be Completely (Slightly) Changed
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
Jerry Seinfeld Flips His Car, Creepy Smugness Intact
You might have wished death on Jerry Seinfeld after Bee Movie, but it didn't work - Jerry Seinfeld is even more invincible than car crashes now.
It's emerged that Jerry Seinfeld was in a terrifying-sounding car accident last weekend in The Hamptons when his brakes gave out and, in trying to prevent a more serious accident, he flipped his vehicle.
Miraculously, Jerry Seinfeld emerged from the crash completely unscathed - something that's being put down to either remarkable fortune, the quick-thinking of Seinfeld himself or the cushioning effect of the 45 pillowcases stuffed with high-denomination banknotes that Jerry Seinfeld always keeps on him as small change.
