Articles tagged with: celebrity
Katy Perry? We just don't know what all the fuss is about. We have been kissing girls for years and liking it. It's not exactly earth-shattering news, is it? Maybe the title could have been: 'I saw a bear, and it took a dump in the woods' or even 'I saw the Pope, and he was a Catholic'. Of course, we are being facetious. Katy Perry annoyingly knew exactly what she was doing. And we fell for it hook, line and sinker. But how could the thought of an attractive girl getting it on with another girl cause such a swirl of attention?
We once went on a beach body diet, you know. It worked, too - after six weeks we looked exactly like a beach. Still do. It's uncanny. But we digress. We're about to link to a gallery of famous women in bikinis, thanks to OSOYOU. You know exactly what you're going to get here - if you're ...
Being a celebrity is not all it's cracked up to be. You may look at the fancy lifestyle and think these pampered stars have it easy. Well, you're wrong. You try satisfying the demands of an adoring public. You try dealing with the taunts from the media. You try picking out the perfect dress for the after-Oscar party. Such heavy demands are always going to take its toll. And when celebrities lose it – they usually lose it pretty bad. It's like watching a crazed chimp turn on their masters after being prodded by a stick for 19 hours. And to make it worse, when they finally do explode, we revel in their misery. Watch the clips of them making tits of themselves over and over again, laughing at their misfortune. Are they not just human, after all? If you cut them, do they not bleed? Anyway, hecklerspray has come up with the top nine moments when celebs have really lost the plot...
Piers Morgan has won the final of NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice.
Or, to put it another way, Piers Morgan went to America looking for success, and America (and by America we mean Donald Trump) looked back at Piers Morgan and replied: "Sure, why not? You're a man with all the qualities required to succeed here. Your wish is our command".
What is wrong with America? It all started off so positively some 40,000 years ago when a bunch of wandering nomads from Asia decided to set up camp. They had a quaint little society going on, and for thousands of years everything was wonderful, but then in 1492 some Italian named Chris landed on the shore and it all turned to shit.
It’s always the case of wanting but never having in hecklerspray’s world. We’d love to shout rude stuff to blind people, the local hobo and bus drivers who never stop for us.
But we’re scared of getting beat up off said people. And if that wasn’t bad enough, our mums might find out and then we wouldn’t get fish fingers and chips for tea. Just a slapped arse. And no-one wants that. Other people around the world have their own wants, too. The old problem of trying to have sex with someone famous has baffled stalkers for years, for instance. But now one company aims to help perverts/fanatics everywhere by producing super-realistic celebrity shag dolls. Featuring everyone from Jessica Simpson to Lindsay Lohan, the days off posh wanks are over!
Tonight's the last night of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, so it's bound to be a sad moment for the 12 remaining people who actually watch the sodding thing. But who'll win the prize of £50,000 and a lifetime of only being recognised as Wotsit Off Big Brother? Emilia, Nathan, John, Anthony, Jeremy and Amy all remain in the house, and one of them has to win, even though it'd probably be fairer on humanity if they let a massive robot into the house and let it trample them all to death instead. But who'll win? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Emilia, John, Anthony and Amy, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is going to rattle to a close on Monday - but before that happens, two housemates will be evicted tonight?
Which two? God knows, frankly. After Wednesday night's face-to-face nominations the only people who definitely won't be evicted tonight are Anthony and John. Everyone else is fair game, and we're buggered if we know who'll be evicted.
So instead, ostrich-style, we're going to ignore tonight's double eviction and keep our eyes on Monday's prize, starting today with the four housemates who don't stand a flipping chance of winning.
Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Jay, Nathan and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power...
